smashing the haddock

jimmy was smashing the haddock like it was going out of style

by maffe24 September 09, 2011

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Haddock Slammer

an implement, usually a cock, used to frequent a vaginal passage bashfully.

bill oiled his haddock slammer in preperation of a good ol' fanny battering

by richaroo May 12, 2003

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by Dach September 25, 2003

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"Can you smell that? One of these chicks has got a haddock pastie"

by sam cornwoggle August 24, 2006

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A friendly term for someone who's just made a mistake or said something stupid.

"I really think Bill Gates isn't THAT bad." - Norm

"Shut up you arse haddock!" - Guy

by Slayer April 07, 2003

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A Nordic sex move during which Lutefisk is liberally applied to the woman's vagina in place of lubricant.

Olga very much enjoys when I give her a Hjalberg Haddock as it means she doesn't have to eat the lutefisk my mom sends us.

by Phemme Phallic January 15, 2021

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a woman in a high state of sexual excitement

Of course, by closing time she was up for it.. She was "wetter than a haddock's handbag"

by kwikki August 12, 2008

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