haribosexual

You are sexually attracted to Haribo Gummy Bears.

These haribo gummy bears are looking really cute today. That makes me Haribosexual

by Lababababs June 27, 2023

Hobosexual

Someone who enters relationship so they are no longer homeless.

Yo boy Dee Lover is baddest hobosexual ever met girl and the same night he moved in her apartment.

by Klover324 July 24, 2019

Halosexual

One who plays Halo2 so much they lose desire for human sex.

My boy friend dumped me becaue hes became Halosexual...

by TheSoapShow December 18, 2004

harmosexual

Harmonizers who are gay af for the girls of Fifth Harmony

Harmonizer 1: oh my god look at Normani she's fucking perfect!!

Harmonizer 2: I know right! God we're complete harmosexuals

by Harmonizer5ever September 11, 2016

hamosexual

Sexually attracted to Ham

That guy is a hamosexual, he loves ham

by Yeetyeti January 10, 2018

Hobosexual

A no-good, lazy, unemployed man who has a phony relationship with a woman just to stay off the streets, where he belongs along with the other hobos.

Have you seen Robert mooching off Carole and living in her house in the foothills? He's even pretending to get his REALTOR's license...he's such a hobosexual.

by BigJimSlade January 28, 2017

Hobosexual

Someone that enters into a relationship to prevent themselves from being homeless.

Nah girl, you don't want him. He just using you. Keisha down the block just cut his ass loose. He a hobosexual.

by CMWA January 7, 2017