hypsteria

var: hipsteria
related forms: hypsterical, adj.

noun

1. An uncontrollable outburst of extreme emotion caused by anything related to hipster culture.

2. The condition of being a hipster in a state of overwhelming emotion.

Travis reached the point of hypsteria over the $1 PBR bottles at the Holiday Cocktail Lounge.

The summer blackout in Williamsburg caused mass hypsteria for nearly 48 hours.

by sweesmees April 17, 2009

cry hypostasis

cry hypostasis is a creator who comments "cry hypostasis" on random tiktoks.
they r really nice and funny if u get to know them, and they also are a big fan of genshin and nge
ALSO GO FOLLOW THEM ON TIKTOK RN 😠💢

"omg it's a grey cube"
"no it's not dumbass it's cry hypostasis"

by maelaloo February 25, 2022

HYPSM

Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford, MIT
i.e. Prestigious American universities.

I know this really smart guy. He got into HYPSM

by PedroFile April 12, 2009

Hypospadias

A psychological nightmare affecting the penis, where the urethra opens up somewhere along the shaft. Typically comes with a host of plagues, such as small penis size, flattened glans, and chordee. There's also the emotional, sexual, and physical toll. It's a curse.

You're looking up the definition of hypospadias on the UD instead of, say, Google. You obviously are like me, hoping that, unlike the many other sources you've scoured, this one will have something different. Well. This may be your lucky day. I have done my research, as a sufferer myself, and I think there may soon be hope for men like us.

Research is in development on a phenomenon dubbed "the lab grown penis." Sounds like science fiction, but it's becoming a reality. Slowly. I can't provide links on this website, but you simply need to Google "lab grown penis," and you'll find all of the information you need. Let guys like us hope that this technology pans out.

Start from there. Search the Internet. Don't lose hope. We might be normal again someday.

by Wingman88 February 15, 2017

HYPSM

This stands for Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford, MIT.

There are plenty of Asians at HYPSM and their peer institutions.

by 1XxXLuther BlissettXxX1 April 27, 2009

Hypospermia

When you're sperm is always cold

I jerked off last night and my cum was ice cold, must be hypospermia

by Dspice October 20, 2016

hyposexual

Someone with a low sex drive.

"Ennet doesn't even watch porn. You think he's gay?"
"Nah, he's just hyposexual."

by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009