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horchata 

Semen, ejaculate. Mexican and/or Southwestern United States slang.
She ate my chorizo, then I gave her the Horchata

Horchata 

The act of a latina woman giving you a blowjob in a mexican restaraunt
Lucy gave me some horchata in the bathroom at Glorias last saturday.

That horchata was so good it made my toes curl and my ass cheeks clinch.
Horchata by Joseph cunt February 23, 2011

Horchata 

Synonym for "shut the fuck up". May be used as a set up (see long usage) or quick reply (see short usage).
EXAMPLE 1 (long usage)
Girl #1: You're stupid.
Girl #2: You want some horchata?
Girl #1: Yum. OK.
Girl #2: Whore! Chut the fuck up!

EXAMPLE 2 (short usage)
Girl #1: You're stupid.
Girl #2: Horchata.
Horchata by NumNutWndr May 18, 2010

Horchata 

When you are acting like a fucking idiot. Other: Usually referring to a girl who is of Mexican descent and has whorish tendencies.
Guy- “ Look at that girl over there
Other Guy- “She is such a Horchata”
Horchata by Eatmyasstho January 6, 2019

Horchata 

Derogatory slur made in reference to people of Mexican descent.
We've been trying to run some football drills down at the park, but every time we go there's a gang of horchatas playing soccer.
Horchata by Mor2Luv May 19, 2016

Horchata Float 

Noun referring to a Mexican rice-based drink that's traditionally served over ice, especially in taquerias. This version requires a massive dump in the recipient's glass, followed by a processional, in Spanish, of "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow".
"How come Juan puked his guts out?"

"Homes got a Horchata Float for his cumpleaños".
Horchata Float by Juan Frijoleros November 25, 2011