Homerun

The act of jerking off in the car after work, then cumming when you pull in the driveway

Hey dude, I had a nice homerun yesterday.

by ThornedJustice November 11, 2019

Florida Homerun

Having anal sex with a senior citizen.

There's nothing like scoring a Florida homerun while shopping ta Publix.

by TwistedC November 23, 2020

Chinese homerun

When a baseball player hits a foul ball that goes behind him and into the bleachers.

1. That was a Chinese homerun, it went the "Wong" way.

2. I'm not actually Asian, my eyes are swollen because I was sitting behind home plate last night and got hit in the face by a Chinese homerun.

by cmoney55 September 14, 2011

Arabian Homerun

When you put your balls on someones eyes while theyre passed out and then continuously slap them like hitting a homerun in baseball.

Man when he passed out we all gave him an Arabian Homerun.

by K-Noodle October 30, 2006

in-the-park homerun

Hitting all the bases and scoring on your first try.

Eric: I planned on getting to second base, but instead, I made an in-the-park homerun last night!

Parker: Fuckin' sweet bro!

by Errk XTC September 17, 2008

Turkish Homerun

Verb: The act of inserting fecal matter to a sock/stocking followed by the act of swinging the sock in a baseball like fashion and striking the receiver in the face.

Tyler gave Gus a Turkish Homerun after Gus represented the actions of a douche-rocket.

by T-wizzie April 02, 2006

Chinese Homerun

To hit a foul ball over the backstop and into the crowd.

Yo man, nice chinese homerun; too bad we're in America!!

Your son's chinese homerun hit my pregnant wife and killed her, behind the backstop.

by Shaun Bak October 24, 2006