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I don't give a holy fuck

Another way of saying "I don't give a fuck", but with a little religion. People say this when other people say things to 'brag" or are annoying you by provoking you. This term will shut their asses down. Even if it doesn't, the other person will still back off for a little bit. Sometimes they will bite back at you saying you're jealous. At this point, you should tell them to suck a dick and fuck off in a garbage can. This also makes the other person more catholic.
Little Kid on Roblox: I got so much robux lol
Me: I don't give a holy fuck
Little Kid on Roblox: You jealous.
Me: Fuck off to a dumpster youngster

Little Kid on Roblox: I believe in god.
by TheGayAccount June 27, 2018
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holy fuck knuckle

Whoo-boy, yes sir, quite the riveting tale of rebellion and adventure indeed. I was on the edge of my goddamn seat I tell you what. That was some amazingly hot shit indeed, holy fuck knuckle son, I think I felt my dick move. You are clearly the greatest, baddest mother fucker to walk God's green Earth in the history of man. Four times you drove by with that horn? I am in goddamn awe. AWE I TELL YOU. Inspiring shit indeed, yes sir, there can be no question, you have really made a difference.
by beNZylpiperazine August 7, 2007
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holy fuck the hell

"Holy fuck the hell did you see that body?!"
by Phantomz January 11, 2009
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holly fuck weasels

Pious rodents who copulate with alarming abandon upon one's soul.
holly fuck weasels my car has been towed.
by dirtyjack83 February 6, 2014
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holy fuck

The act that occurred when Mary conceived Jesus.
God gave Mary a holy fuck.
by thebigcheez February 25, 2008
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holy fuck a moly

same as holy fuck, but less offensive.
Holy fuck a moly it's hot out here!
by Tigertamer August 3, 2005
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Holy fuck-sticks

Used to express excitment
*looks in drawer to find uncut diamonds and some gold*

HOLY FUCK-STICKS!!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!11one111
by Jon December 27, 2004
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