holder-upper

One who prevents another from doing something of importance or relevance

She is a holder-upper for when I am trying to pack my stuff to move.

by alaoaeriajga January 2, 2010

Holder-uppers

A tool of torture where you've doomed if you use it and doomed if you dont - it keeps gravity from taking control but can be quite suffocating.
THE BRA

H.: Golly, they've reached your knees?
N.: Yeah, gravity hates me
H.: Screw gravity, buy a new pair of holder-uppers!

by Iamalama December 24, 2010

Holder moler

Holy shit but less shocked and more satisfied/excited

Holder moler I get how to do this now

by KaleKiri June 2, 2024

Holder’s Dilemma

A renowned philosophical thought exercise. A man finds himself with in a situation in which he is two inches inside his mother, and his father is two inches inside of him. Do you go forward or backward?

We traumatized out uber driver by discussing the philosophical merits of Holder’s Dilemma, and how Aristotle himself was quoted as saying, “fuck dude I don’t know, the hell is wrong with you?”.

by the_real_jack_holder June 7, 2025

Tayler holder

A super hot guy who actually is not really that hot but yet still very hot when you just take a glance at his beautiful face. Tayler Holder with his rosy red cheeks just pulls you in and you will never get out.

Tayler holder the most beautiful rosy red cheeked guy ever

by SEAVEY_AVERY_BROWN_HOLDER May 17, 2017

CDL Holder

Short for Commercial Drivers License

When a girl's ass is so big, it looks like she's driving around a dump truck.

Example 1:
Zack: Woah did you see Alexa today?

Chad: Yes! I saw that she is a CDL Holder.
Zack: Another one on the CDL list.

Example 2:
Zack: Excuse me miss, do you have a CDL license for that dump truck you drive around?

by Darien5 February 4, 2021

Eric Holder - Attorney General

Eric Holder is a perfect example of a token puppet nigger appointed to the position of U.S. Attorney General that functions as dictated by a racially biased, self-serving, administration that will not uphold the law with respect to any legal issue that may reflect negatively on blacks, whom they rely on to further their political agenda(s). At the time of this writing, two major issues face this scum sucking moolie. The first being the refusal to pursue black on white crime as 'hate' crime, even though it is obvious to everybody that this was the motive. The second is the 'Fast and Furious' scandal that ultimately helped cause the deaths of law enforcement personnel. The agenda here being the false argument in favor of banning semi-automatic firearms, claiming they are falling into the hands of criminals across the border. This of course they would hope would open the flood gates to still more forms of gun control in an attempt to disarm the American public.

That shitstain Eric Holder - Attorney General is refusing to present documents relating to the Fast and Furious scandal to congress. I hope they don't just nail the spook for contempt, but throw his worthless watermelon ass in the slammer with some Aryan Brotherhood folks. Ever see the videos of this coon talking about brainwashing America’s youth against firearms? A prime example of how a nigger feels this country should be run.

by Larry Major In Omaha September 24, 2012