Hofer

A pretty chill dude who usually thinks before he talks and doesn't generally go in for societies latest stupidity. Has a interesting accent that could be mistaken for a slight southern drawl but is really due to the fact he grew up on a colony (funny farm). Probably owns a stil and drinks the odd glass of shine. Generally known to be a one woman man and pretty good with kids. Only has the usual addictions ( alcohol,hunting,fishing). Often known to be a shred business man....example, he can buy it from a Mennonite and sell it to a Scotsman and still turn a profit, or, he sure hofer'd him on the price !!

That hofer guy! He's ok in my books !

by Oceanpacific77 September 22, 2021

Hofbrauhaus

It’s a huge Bavarian beer hall in Munich Germany. Quality beer comes by the liter and the atmosphere is made by the friendly drinking/drunken people, a stereotypical Bavarian band, and some hot "pretzel girls". If you're in Munich you've gotta stop here.

I took a euro-trip and the stop in Munich Germany at the Hofbrauhaus was amazing...from what I remember.

by YouKnowMeByName June 20, 2006

Hornrage

When angry drivers hit the horn and continue to blast it for a long time. A version of road rage.

The driver resorted to hornrage when stuck in heavy traffic.

by Eldoradothe 9th April 18, 2015

Hofriend

Girlfriend with questionable sexual morals.

Hey homes, who's your new Hofriend.

by EJMac. November 26, 2007

Hoforganist

Hoforganist is slang used instead of any swear word.

It’s also the name of the best and most powerful country on earth; The Republic of Hoforganist

Hoforganist originated from Kloe Soulard (also known as En Train Décrire) when she first said it between a convo with Joshua Moss on snapchat on the 4th December 2020.

Shut you stupid ass up Hoforganist

by shutuplia January 21, 2021

Hofrick

A STL native who can drink massive quantities of alcohol and never get a buzz. Has been known to suck back a few gallons of gasoline and give women of ill repute Dirty Sandy Duncans. At one point in the early 90's rocked a camaro cut. Also Known as Herry Jaines.

Luke : " Do you see that guy fucking that woman's eye socket"? Kevin " Yeah, thats Hofrick "

by Railroad October 26, 2007

hofnar

common among middle and high school age males. Acronym standing for Hard On for No Apparent Reason.

I can't go to the chalkboard to answer that question, I have a hofnar!

by fellmysminger October 23, 2009