Ho Cake

A dude who resembles a cupcake/muffin in contrast to an Alpha male. A little bitch.

"What?!?! That fool was saying that shit about me??? Fuck that little Ho Cake!!! I'll fuck him up and piss on his kids when I'm done!!!

by gyroshema January 4, 2010

Ho cake

A Fat Pilsbury Chick with ho tendencies. The type of woman that will have a piece of Cake in her hand and be on top on her male counterpart.

Look at that chick eating up all that food at the all you can eat bar......shes such a Ho Cake

by NY Minute September 11, 2004

A crazy word that a MANIAC made up because he is SO jealous that the word HALLEJUICE was invented before this fugly word, HO-CAKES, which neab bryon.

what us a ho-cakes? bryon! because HE made it.

When a person puts on so much makeup, it looks caked on, Usually involving a ho.

by UrbyForLife August 1, 2017