hess

1) Big stupid giraffe-like Mennonite

(Eytomolgy - Mennonitus Maximus)

1) "Are you going to come out tonight or are you just gonna be a hess?"

2) Every hess I know should be smacked like a bitch.

by GxP December 3, 2004

Hess

a disease of the plebe type. symptoms include: general fatigue, general pain, knee pains, vomiting, headaches. The Hess usually occurs preceeding activities that involve work, thinking, or getting out of your room. The Hess will carry you through at least 180 days on chit and will get many people to hate you and wonder how your brother was so bad ass here but you aren't. No known cure.

Person A: Man, he's been sick for a while now, what's wrong with him?
Person B: I've heard he's got that incurable disease, you know, like AIDS, except its called The Hess.

by Car Ramrod2 December 30, 2007

hess

hess - his/her (experemental)

gender-neutral way to say his or her.
example: "hess ideas were complete mess, but hess still liked them because hess likes hess."

by Loshabaka April 27, 2019

Hess

A word to describe someone who meets at least two of the following criteria:
-is Hopeless
-is at least somewhat Emo
-is a Slut (or Skank).

Can also be spelt "Hes". Either way it is pronounced as if it rhymed with "mess".

Dude #1: "Dude, why would you make out with her? She's such a hess!"
Dude #2: "No way dude! She's hot! Your sister's a hes!"
Dude #1: "That WAS my sister!"
Dude #2: "Dude, for real?"

by The Tommy P December 13, 2008

Hess

When someone is very very very old. Derived from the fact that Charlton Heston played Moses in a movie, when in fact he was probably alive at the same time Moses was actually alive. Hess comes from the first few letters of Heston's last name.

I saw a Hess at the beach today, he had wrinkles on top of his wrinkles.

The gym had to call an ambulence today when a Hess tried to use the stairmaster.

by Wildcat2285 April 20, 2010

Hess

"Hess" is a term for an individual who often shakes his head.

"Oh, look! That person is shaking his head! What a Hess!"

by MozzyFX January 29, 2018

Hess

A symbol, of Mentel retardation. Warning: Buying your son a Hess truck is the retardation equivalent of giving him ten Bionicles, six cheers for Ajit Pia, showing him the minions movie ten times, taking him to seven one direction concerts, half a season of Sword Art Online and five episode of My Little Pony. Please help spread awareness for Hess related autism. Please, we need your help.

Guy one: "I heard your son started playing Sonic games." Guy two: "Yeah, he hasen't been the same since we got him that Hess Truck"

by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018