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Heresy Heron

A sign used widely in theological circles denoting dodgy logic, and doctrinal unsoundness. The arm is made to look like a heron, with the lower arm held vertically to look like the neck, and the hand perpendicular to symbolise the beak.

It appears to have originated quite recently, though it has now spread all over Great Britain and is thought to have arrived in America.
"Jesus was adopted as Son later in life, right?"
Theologians shake their head and display the heresy heron.

"The Creator isn't the same guy as the Redeemer, right?"
Theologians shake their head and display the heresy heron.
by kirchlichedogmatik June 8, 2011
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heeby cheebs

You got any heebey cheebs?
by Joe October 6, 2003
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Herby Turkey

When one eats a girl out from behind with your nose barried in her asshole!
Chad and Jessica got off to a rocky start, but once he gave her the herby turkey, she was his!
by bohica68 March 15, 2009
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Habitual Heresy

A crime committed by cheap partiers in which you pay absolutely no money for alcohol/drugs, but you still manage to get more than anybody else. This is especially true when you take large amounts of alcohol from a party and bring it back to your own crib so you can throw your own party for free. You can steal individual cans and hide them in your cargo pockets, or if you are stealthy enough to get away with an unopened case that works just as well.
Tonight we will commit habitual heresy, I plan on bringing home at least a 30-Rack and a blunt.
by KrispyKremeKing November 21, 2011
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Heresy

Heresy is from the Greek hairesis meaning, choose, and by extension in Theological terms, "doctrines of men who have chosen to follow their own views." In general, heresy is a self-chosen doctrine not emanating from God's word. Any doctrine or teaching which is contradictory to established Church doctrine based on the Holy Bible is called a heresy.
For example, Jesus being the Son of God is established Church doctrine based on the Bible. To forsake the word and choose to believe he is not, would be heresy! back
by cereal November 12, 2003
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heeby jeebies

The "Heeby-Jeebies" is what you feel when someone casts the Sheeny Curse on you!
"You stole my Coupon!!!"
*Curses*

*Gets the "Heeby Jeebies" *
"Argh, Take the damn coupon!"
by kimithylee.com June 20, 2008
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Mathematical Heresy

The myth that you can do (almost) everything with math, or that being good at math or logic is a secure ticket to financial freedom, which is absolute bull if you look at the millions of exam-smart or geeky people who love math and have excelled in the subject, yet could hardly make ends meet.
Let not mathematical heresy blind you, because your love for numbers and their relationships more often than not doesn’t pay the bills nor guarantee you a decent job.
by Fasters March 19, 2023
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