by cum drinker December 09, 2004
"hbus" is an abbreviated word that has been shortened from the term "how about you sexy". It is not to be confused with the term "h-bus" meaning either heavy bus or huge bus. Hbus is generally used when people haven't got the time, effort or even money to afford to write "how about you sexy" in, most commonly, text messages.
"Hey darling, what are you up to?" - Person 1
"Not a whole lot, bought some new clothes, hbus?" Person 2
"Just masturbating furiously to pictures of you in new clothes thats all" Person 1
"Not a whole lot, bought some new clothes, hbus?" Person 2
"Just masturbating furiously to pictures of you in new clothes thats all" Person 1
by Nanovirus September 07, 2011
Hbu is text slang for "horny boy up." It is for exclaiming that a boy woke up horny, or is used to ask if a boy is horny after he woke up.
"How are you this morning, mom?"
"Good, son. Hbu?"
"Ew God mom that's disgusting. Why would I answer that?"
"Good morning?"
"How are you?"
"Good hbu?"
"Only because you're texting me this morning ;) "
"Good, son. Hbu?"
"Ew God mom that's disgusting. Why would I answer that?"
"Good morning?"
"How are you?"
"Good hbu?"
"Only because you're texting me this morning ;) "
by coltonious May 26, 2019
bruh they need to stop talking to them and leave the conversation. this dry ass shit will make you actually wanna have sex with a boomer instead of talking to you. just block them and move on
him: hey cutie wassup?
Her: nothing much hbu?
Him: I just remembered I have to go shave my vagina.. bye
*blocked*
Her: nothing much hbu?
Him: I just remembered I have to go shave my vagina.. bye
*blocked*
by aud the god March 20, 2020
Most commonly known meaning is "how bout u?"
However there is another fairly known meaning for hbu and I personally have said it for well over 2 decades now and that is "hook a brother up!!"
However there is another fairly known meaning for hbu and I personally have said it for well over 2 decades now and that is "hook a brother up!!"
by EATa49311 May 10, 2021