hawkward

"horribly awkward" When something is really awkward; something very VERY uncomfortable

"He was eating her out when she farted. Damn that shit was hawkward!"

by s0calflip February 21, 2019

hawkward

a person who has hawk-like traits and is awkward at the same time

oh thats hawkward

by emilyhawk May 02, 2011

Hawkward

Causing or feeling embarrassment or inconvenience, as the result of something Chicago White Sox announcer 'Hawk' Harrelson has said.

pitch is thrown well outside the strike zone
Hawk Harrelson comments, "C'MON!!! Now that's a STRIKE right there..."
:::4 seconds of Hawkward broadcast silence follow:::

by sangreazul September 23, 2018

Hawkward

An adjective, describing 'a situation so unbelievably awkward it rivals Hawkman's backstory and continuity issues.'

After seeing Carter naked, it's now been incredibly 'hawkward' to be around him.

by MrChrisHansen May 29, 2011

hawkward

an adjective used to describe a person who is hot and awkward at the same time, making them the best of both worlds

"Did you see that rower? Definitely hawkward!"

by ALH328 August 26, 2009

hawkward

when a group of new acquaintances, or people who've just met, sit together in silence; looking ("hawking") (around the room, at eachother, etc.) awkardly.

The moments when your friend leaves the room and his/her friend stays there silently (seemingly waiting for you to start a conversation). Hawkward.

HALKWAARDD!!

by 3V15C3R4710N March 24, 2011

Hawkward

Something that is hot and awkward.

Can also replace "thats what she said."

I walked in on my ex gettin it. It was hawkward.

by ChrisAndErms October 01, 2010