Hau

Real life NTR.

I heard Hau's relationship is a little rocky right now. That's why I'm smashing his girl.

by agsdgf224 June 1, 2018

HAU

The most legendary FUCKING friend group in the world. HAU means Hood, You say ur from the HOOD nigga u from the HAU wasgood.

JANZ: Yo buh who you seein later?
BUH: Oh just HAU WASGOOD JANZ LEGO LEGO

by kaaaaiiiiiiii3alek October 5, 2020

HAU

The most legendary FUCKING friend group in the world. HAU means Hood, You say ur from the HOOD nigga u from the HAU wasgood.

JANZ: Yo buh who you seein later?
BUH: Oh just HAU WASGOOD JANZ LEGO LEGO

by kaaaaiiiiiiii3alek October 5, 2020

Hau

Someone who is good at everything they do and is superior to everyone else after being fucked up for times

Hau is fucked up again

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Hau¡

The coolest god on earth.

Hau¡ is the Coolest dude EVER!!!

by dillon88 February 6, 2017

Hau Mau

Romanian slang term meaning a massive dump

Andrei we shouldn't have eaten those giant burritos yesterday. Stay clear of the toilette, I clogged it with a giant hau mau.

by Marius Adamescu May 8, 2021

Hau Mau

Feces, especially when you have eaten a considerable amount of food the day prior and you take a massive dump.

I shouldn't have eaten all of that indian food yesterday, this hau mau will not stop coming out of me.

by Marius Adamescu May 10, 2021