Aggravated Homicide

When a person is so angry or annoyed, they commit homicide.

I swear if he wouldn't of shut up I was going to commit aggravated homicide.

by gpruitt February 13, 2014

romantic homicide

ro•man•tic hom•ici•de
/ɘbiꙅɘɘmoʜ ɔiƚᴎɒmoɿ‘/
adjective, formal.
1.
the act of blaming something that happened to you, like a heartbreak or a loss of a loved one, onto yourself.

“i feel like im so stupid. i feel like i just commited “romantic homicide.” ”.

by yourfriendlysadness. November 23, 2022

Public Service Homicide

The murder, or sometimes self-defensive, taking of a criminal's life. Often, but not always, committed by another criminal, such as in a shootout among rival gang members or a drug-deal that goes bad.

(1st person): Didja hear about the shooting last night behind the liquor store? Two guys got popped.

(2nd person): Yep. Those two were gang bangers that have been jacking up the neighborhood for months. But no more. I consider that a public service homicide.

by valkyriebiker February 17, 2009

Comedy Homicide

When you have an actually funny meme, but is destroyed by laughing Emojis or "This made me die of laughter," and finally a stupid meme format after the funny meme.

You are being charged with 2 accounts of comedy Homicide

by Brooke N. Rubbers November 8, 2019

testicular homicide

Killing or being killed by the blunt force trauma of a testical. Or any variation thereof.

IE ~ testicals shoved down your throat, therefore causing asphyxiation and death. Or having ones testicals kicked so hard that one falls unconscious & chokes to death on one ones vomit. This would all be a Testicular Homicide.

by Len Bayne September 30, 2007

harmicide

The act of inflicting serious bodily harm on a person, almost - but not quite, to the point of expiry.

Can be used as a noun: "Sometimes I just wanna kill that idiot, however, homicide is a crime. Perhaps some serious harmicide would be in order.....hahaha." - or an adjective: "Stay away from that dude. He's a harmicidal maniac!". Just think of all the court charges that could be eliminated, i.e. assault, battery, etc. by charging everyone with varying degrees of harmidice.

by montyco April 7, 2013

social homicide

the act of killing another person's social life, typically through means of humiliation

i committed social homicide with my fun school prank

by me too lol June 17, 2018