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Pineapple Hairs

Pineapple Hairs, the hair on top of Spongebob’s house. This is a glorious, thick, beautiful hair laid upon the tall, orange, pineapple house.
The Pineapple Hairs on top of Spongebob SquarePant’s house is so green and luscious.
by Julxox June 16, 2020
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Pineapple Hairs

On Anix’s video when he made the Bikini Bottom He created the wordPineapple Hairs’
What’s that stuff on a pineapples head?”
“It’s called Pineapple Hairs.”
by matthewwoodxx June 16, 2020
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Pineapple Hairs

As used in the new video by Anix about The classic show "Spongebob Squarepants" pineapple hairs is the leaves on a pineapple.
"There is a ton of pineapple hairs on that pineapple."
by Iamverycrazay June 16, 2020
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by the hairs on my balls

to just barely finish or complete a task
Marcel: Did you make it to Steve's wedding?
Ethan: Yeah, there was so much traffic, I made it by the hairs on my balls.
by Oscar Knight January 13, 2013
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Scumdog Million-hairs

A nickname for former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, who was impeached for attempting to accept bribes to fill Barack Obama's empty U.S. Senate seat. Originated on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" and is a play on the title of the movie "Slumdog Millionaire," which was popular at the same time as the Blagojevich scandal. The "Million-hairs" part of the name refers to the impressive amount of hair on Blagojevich's head.
Senate candidate: "I'd like to express interest in President-elect Obama's vacant senate seat. I feel that my qualifications are right for the job."
Blagojevich: "What? Tell it to my pants pockets! Let's see...I'll give you the seat if you give me $1 million in unmarked benjamins, get a hot dog named after me at The Wiener's Circle in Chicago, and brush my hair for an hour every morning for the next year."
Senate candidate: "Forget it, Scumdog Million-hairs, I do not bow to corruption!"
Blagojevich: "Really? Are you serious? You're a politician. Come on."
Senate candidate: "All right. Take out the hair-brushing part and we've got a deal."
by Nicholas D February 23, 2009
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shiney hairs

Women who are high maintenence but beautiful to look at usually exhibiting top of the line clothing, the perfect manicure, and a shiney, healthy, just out of the salon hairstyle.
Look at all the shiney hairs in the joint! I could probably get a number but I am intimidated by their beauty.
by goatofcolors December 16, 2008
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Boobic Hairs

Hairs that are on breasts or Boobs.
" Look how long her boobic hairs are "
by Real Words August 10, 2009
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