H.M.F.I.C.

Head Mutha Fucka In Charge. Similar to H.N.I.C

I need ta speek to the H.M.F.I.C.

by Jackalman December 5, 2007

h.m.f.i.c

head mother fucker in charge... boss , forman,...

so whos the h.m.f.i.c around here any way

by saulyn March 14, 2009

H.P.O.M.C

H.P.O.M.C is short for Hot Piece Of Man Candy

i was walkin down the street one day and i saw this sexy guy, & damn he was a H.P.O.M.C !!

by =]]]]]]]] December 31, 2007

Y.G.T.B.F.M.C.H.

You got to be fucking my cunt hole.

person 1: She didn't pay the bill.
person 2: Y.G.T.B.F.M.C.H.

by Frank Kacvinsky April 16, 2008

I.I.T.Y.M.H.C.B.O.M.M.W.Y.G.

If i told you my heart couldn’t beat one more minute without you girl

babe, I.I.T.Y.M.H.C.B.O.M.M.W.Y.G.

by his prettiest problem June 21, 2022

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"

by TS-128 March 9, 2009

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018