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A name of French and Old German origin, and its meaning is "famous warrior". Variant of Louise. The 12th-century French philosopher Pierre Abelard fell in love with and seduced his student Heloise....and then got castrated.

Basically the perfect women!! Portrays the image of being amazingly clever, sweet and innocent to everyone else but in actual fact is incredibly kinky!
Heloise is perfect marriage material...intelligent, able to speak her own mind, does the washing up, is a great cook and my parents love her...but she is even better in bed!
Heloise by finechat February 9, 2010
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The most awesome person on this planet-be friends with her
Omg she is such a Heloise
Heloise by Kung fu panda like a boss September 11, 2016
Is is someone who does not have real feelings and loves playing games with other emotions. If you ever get the chance to be her friend go for it cause she is real good at being a friend and loves her friends alot, but rather let it stay there because you might walk away heartbroken!She becomes very posesive and obsesive.
1)Richard: "Henry is dating Heloise." Fred: "Damn, how are we gonna fix him?"

2)Anne: "His exs name is Heloise.." Jane: "Good luck to trying to mend his heart sister!"
Stop debating the pronunciation of "sheikh" like you are one, heloise!

Heloise is as beezy does.
heloise by johnny walker 23 August 21, 2008
She is a huge fan of horses and always talks about it. She really likes her friend Camilla and thinks she is worse than Lrexciel bvg
"neiiigghhhh,"

"who was that"
"oh it must've been Heloise
Heloise by owh miii gaawwdddd December 27, 2020

helisexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to helicopters.
Person A :"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Person B : "It's alright I accept that you're a helisexual"
Person C : "I'm not a heliphobe!"
helisexual by Pseudologist May 18, 2014