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gabh mo leithscéal

Pronounced "gaw - maw - leshkale". Irish phrase meaning "excuse me". Common everyday phrase in Ireland, used most often perhaps by old men who, when "surprised" by a fart they just emitted, offer this as a kind of peacemaking gesture. His thinking - "maybe they won't walk away in disgust if I excuse myself in Irish. At least that way they'll know I'm not a Black and Tan". The phrase may also be used by babies who have thrown up all over the kitchen table, as they know saying this will mean the father won't think his wife had an affair with a Black and Tan, and the mother won't think her husband slept with a prostitute on his "business trip" in Taiwan. Why this in any way proves that I don't know. But anyone who says gabh mo leathscéil deserves your respect, nay, downright fucking admiration. You Black and Tan cunt.

Also, a polite expression often used after the killing of a Black and Tan and his family, to excuse the action.
Old man: *prrrrrrrrbbbffffffttttt* (fart) "OOOOHHHHH, gabh mo leithscéal."
Bystander: "I salute you, Irish hero" *prrrbbbfffttt* "OOOOHHHHHH, gaw maw leshkale."
Old man: HE SPELT IT WRONG!!! YOU SPELT IT WRONG YOU BLACK AND TAN CUNT I'LL KILL YOU!!!!"

Baby: *pukes all over kitchen table* "OOOOOHHH, gabh mo leithscéal."
Father: "I TOLD YOU!!!! I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T GONORRHEA!!!"

Irish hero: *kills Black and Tan* "OOOOHHHHH, gabh mo leithscéal".
Bystander: "Don't excuse yourself, he was just a fucking Black and Tan. Let's bury him under a tree and piss on the tree and knock it down for some reason".
by Definitely not Joe anyway! January 17, 2008
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GYAB

Short for Get Your Ass Beat. A term used for almost any situation. It can be used in short acronym version or by fully saying it's meaning.
Josh: Hey Erik have fun on your trip up to station to fix that radar.

Erik: Yo, imma GYAB

Or

Chris:: Jones get your ass beat taking that trip.

Jones: Nah man you GYAB haha
by Cypher225 October 24, 2017
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grabham

To ferociously grab a larger woman by the pussy and wear it like a puppet.
Donald Trump gave Barbara a Grabham and wouldn't let go. The media had a field day.
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Gyabdel

Super cool and super fresh. He has the most drip there is. There is no one drippier then Gyabdel. Gyabdel is the coolest kid in the universe. He is also very smart and clever.
Gyabdel is so cool. I wanna be Gyabdel!
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gabhsbbd

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an abbreviation for a person who falls under all of the above titles
unfortunately for some there can only be two gabhsbbd's in the world at a time.
"hi gabhsbbd!"
"hey gabhsbbd! how r u today?"
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gyah

can be spelled "gaw", if you say it that way, but it has the same effect. it's kinda like saying geez or boy.
Gyah, I'm tired.
by Maggie April 13, 2004
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gyah

Used concurrently with a ninja attack.
Gyah! Now you're going to die.
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