Gartside

Lunch in Croydon consisting of a whole chicken and a large french stick.

2 gartsides to go please.

by aaaa aaaaaa July 4, 2005

GWART

Gwart 1 - a man who will drunk massive amount of rum

Gwart 2 - some one of new england bloodline, or from scotland heritiage who loves to drink

gwart 3 - a person who loves there guns more then they do there shine

gwart 4 - a person who yells gwart at fish when angry that it was the wrong fish cought

gwart 5 - a person who like to drive in excessive speeds on a beach with intention of killing birds

gwart 6 - a person whe has a fixation for hemi powered row boats

gwart 7 - a sound made by manbearpig, half man, half bear and half pig

gwart 8 - sound commonly heard on the jetties between north and south padre island

gwart 9 - sound commonly heard with people ascociated with david henss

gwart 10 - gwart

gwart 11 - FUCKEN GWART

gwart 12 - zazz from gwarting

gwart 13 - name of a moonshine beverage made by david henss, 100 proof peach flavored shine

gwart 14 - shut up, im baiting

gwart 15 - I SAID SHUTUP, IM BAITING

gwart 16 - commonly refferred to an ass clown towing a boat with his high beams on and is on your bumper

gwart 17 - often a fictional place were people dream of sorrow and escape from daily abuse

gwart 18 - jason bartlett

gwart 19 - kill pig vomit

gwart 20 - chainsaw to the temple, and press the function key

there are your twenty levels

have a nice day

David henss Is the only person in this world to have mastered all 20 levels of gwart

Carlos Gomez and adam garcia have only made it so far...
hooray to those who have tried to master gwart

by phreaker666 April 21, 2010

Gwats

a term to describe large thighs, be they male or female. used singularly to describe girth. derived from "Guatamalas".

"that female speed skater had mad Gwats yo"

by lil'nix March 16, 2010

Gnarts

Synonym for dang

Oh gnarts I forgot my phone in my car.

by meep&cluck July 23, 2012

gwantsa

Gwantsas are beautiful and smart and unique and indescribable and the most AMAZING dancers. They love being called funny and actually are quite hilarious. Other girls copy Gwantsa’s style because she is so fashionable and elegant plus has really great cheekbones and a strong jawline. Gwantsas are the the most loyal and trustworthy friends, and they will stab anyone that tries to hurt a loved one… occasionally they will stab someone just for fun but usually it isn’t lethal. A Gwantsa will change your life in the BEST ways if you can manage to catch one. To lure a Gwantsa in, tempt her with your muscles and/or beard, throw in lots of fun and Prosecco, get in tight with her close friends, then play hard to get.. then your Gwantsa will be all yours!!

Gwantsa stabbed me but it was hilarious!

by HeyGirlHeyyyyy November 22, 2021

Gwart

A gwart is when you’ve had one or more Guiness, aka gwaai, and you start getting uncontrollable flatulence, that stinks a little.

George Brown dropped a gwart that stank the world out

by George Brown The Shwanker March 31, 2023

gwarted

The act of getting absolutely mogged on X.com by the automated @GwartGwartBot, based on the CT celebrity troll profile @GwartyGwart.

A CT colloquialism meaning to getting owned or dunked upon by a specific Twitter Bot.

"Damn bruv, did you see Pmarca had to delete his tweet after he got gwarted?"

"I successfully dodged @inversebrah on my post, but I didn't expect the Gwartbot community to gwart me so hard on it."

by Crypto Degen December 14, 2024