gubment name

The official name that appears on your government-issued identification. Not your street name, nickname, or gang name

Question "Who shot Pookey?"
Answer "I don't know his gubment name, but on the skreets they call him "Dae Dae"

by Out my name February 11, 2017

Lone Gunmen

The collective nickname for three characters in the X-Files, Melvin Frohike, Richard Ringo Langly and John Fitzgerald Byers. Three computer hacking geeks who publish the fictitious newsletter, called the "Lone Gunmen." Originally their newsletter was called "The Magic Bullet," but for some reason it was changed in the show. A positive term instead of 'conspiracy nut.' The Lone Gunmen were dissident heroes who fought government corruption and conspiracy. Soon, very soon, anyone who admits a liking of this television series will be arrested and tortured under the new law voted on by congress and the senate, where anyone who even speaks critically of any action of the government can be imprisoned, tortured and 'detained' forever without trial, evidence or charge. Welcome to the New World Order.

n. plural - Conspiracy nut, conspiracy freak, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy geek, conspiratologist.

That Alex Jones is like one of the Lone Gunmen, always talking about conspiracies.

by sternwise October 1, 2006

Guvment

Used to describe anything good.

Yo this blunt really hit me fam, this shit guvment.

by Samy+ December 10, 2018

guymond

A diamond worn by a man.

Plural: guymonds - multiple diamonds worn by a man.

Dude, I'm thinking of getting my ears pierced - that way I can wear some phat guymonds.

by Donkashay December 6, 2011

guymanizer

A girl that makes each guy feel like she is in-love with you or makes it seem that you are really important to her but actually she has like 10 000 000 fuck buddies on the side

"yo man you know Sarah biggest guymanizer in the world"
"That fucking bitch is a guymanizer, i should of known"
"Dude i should of never fell for her shes a big fucking guymanizer"

by YourClosestFreind December 9, 2008

Guymese Twins

Two men (usually bros) who are inseparable. Derived from Siamese Twins (now politically correctly referred to as conjoined twins, BORING).

Joe and John have been like Guymese Twins ever since they went to that OAR concert together.

by spreadingtheword May 1, 2009

gubment

A term for the government used by backwards hillbillies.

I didn't get my welfare check, damn gubment...

by B-Zor July 8, 2003