Guyland

A mental state or place (imaginary or real) where guys go when something bad is happening or if one does not want to deal with something or someone.

-I can't stand him!
-Same here, he's a real pain, right?
-Yeah, but what can we do to get rid of him?
-Don't worry bro, if we just go to a guyland he won't be able to bother us there.

by sportsdude88 June 1, 2010

guymanizer

A girl that makes each guy feel like she is in-love with you or makes it seem that you are really important to her but actually she has like 10 000 000 fuck buddies on the side

"yo man you know Sarah biggest guymanizer in the world"
"That fucking bitch is a guymanizer, i should of known"
"Dude i should of never fell for her shes a big fucking guymanizer"

by YourClosestFreind December 9, 2008

Guyanese Saf

An elite demon. One who mastered fuckery. He doesn't have feelings or feel pain, he only feels pleasure. The motto he lives by is "You can be on demon time for anything, like being on demon time with the pussy. You can be on demon time with, I mean anything"-Fivio Foreign.

You said she's married? Thank nothing Guyanese Saf cant handle.

by iswearonjuan April 10, 2022

Lawn Guyland

The way in which everyone not from Long Island insists Long Islanders pronounce "Long Island", regardless of how they actually pronounce it.

"Where are you from?"

"Long Island."

"BAHAHAHAHA, you just said Lawn Guyland ! And I'm not just saying so because I heard somewhere that people from Long Island do that."

by sundryreasons January 28, 2009

guyman

Term used by a 419 scammer to define himself.

i'm great great guymen ok

by Hoo Hoo Nick August 18, 2004

guyana

former country in south america, started out as a colony of england, famous for the great jim jones incident, most of the people speak broken english which is english with certain words that are missing in a phrase or words we make up, now has a corrupt government, and isn't doing to well

"yo where you from?"
"guyana"
"where da fuck is that shit"
"south america"
"what do you speak?"
"broken english"
what da fuck is that?"
"its like, wha da fuck wrong wi you bai"
"oh"
"shut ya face you scunt ya"

by RAGMAN October 16, 2004

Guyanese

Someone from the country Guyana located in South America. Guyanese people speak English, but a majority of them speak 'pigeon English' or broken down English.

As indentured servants by the British in 1930, Guyanese people come in different races. There are Black Guyanese, Indian Guyanese, Chinese Guyanese, White Guyanese and Ameridians (native to the country Guyana.) The culture and food of Guyanese people is usually close to there original ethnicity, but their culture and food is a unique mix of all these races.

Indian Guyanese, Chinese Guyanese and sometimes Black Guyanese are usually mistaken for there 'ethnic' counter parts. This is understandable since they are direct descendent. Guyanese music is usually a fusion of music from the different races that dominate Guyana. A majority of Guyanese people produce Chutney and Soca Music.

You know your Guyanese when.....

by ochre_goddess June 14, 2011