grandads greenhouse

Weed that isn't weed-chemicalised shit

"Some total wank stain tryed to flog me some grandads greenhouse the other day"
"Isit"

by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008

Guranjan

Name for a death metal singer. Has a dark complexion and is fond of signature phrases and expressions. He seems very quiet at first, but really isn't (you'll wish he actually was).

*Sleeping Habits: Sporadically and often for hours at a time followed by periods of sleepless disruption
*Eating Habits: in excess...ALL THE TIME!
*Interests & Hobbies: knives, finding the perfect phrase, sleeping, gaming, random sporting events
*Place of dwelling: The Guranjan Dungeon

"Dude....My name's Guranjan." =|

by Duuuuuuude =| July 29, 2010

Bald grandad

The most legend grandad out her.not only are they LEGENDARY but they have a shiny,clean bald head. They are funny and bald and the rarest of these bald Grandad spend 2-3 hours in superdry. Anyway blad grandad are legends.

Hey bald grandad where would you like to go
Let's go to superdry.

by Doornobs October 16, 2020

grandads pudding

the process of preparing corn beef hash (corn beef with mash potato) then applying it to a big pair of your girlfriends big knickers/panties/apple catchers. she then wears them for the whole day, until the evening meal. you then take her knickers and eat the hash for your supper! yummy!

i ate my grandads pudding from my girlfriends knickers while watching blockbusters

by eggy_001 May 2, 2009

Granda Patatta

It has the same meaning as palatial regalia. Me and a friend made this up.

Hey Granda Patatta come here!
You have a Granda Patatta!

by Denise and Natasja May 16, 2008

Grandad Neck

An old fashioned shirt, for men, without the collar, a t-shirt with buttons, particularly popular in great Britian (July 2009) amongst men, teen and pre-teen boys.

Wow, Nice grandad neck Tom

by Oven Glove Avenger July 24, 2009

moist grandad

This is simply accomplished by taking a woman and having coitus with her in HER grandad's bed.

Kyle: Did you give her a moist grandad?
Austin: Had to.

by Beagleman June 18, 2017