Gunther

a gorgeous man with a massive horse cock but still manages to have major self-esteem issues

God! Why is he being such Gunther he's so hot!

by gunthazlilslut July 4, 2023

Gunther

A person who resembles the penguin from adventure time. Who is submissive to his owners commands and sometimes makes his owner meet his doom - Ice King

Come on Gunther give me a hug - Ice King

by GalaticFist👽 April 27, 2017

Gunther

1. Generic appellation for a woman with a gunt;

2. Nickname for a female with a protruding cellulite midsection and slovenly appearance.

Gunther could not retrieve files from the file cabinet because her fupa protruded further than her arms.

by El Sloppo November 17, 2009

Gunther

A generic name for any woman possessing a gunt. Used especially when discussing the gunt-having woman while she may be within earshot.

Office Worker 1: "Gunther really shouldn't have worn stretch pants today."

Office Worker 2: "Tell me about it. That fupa is out of control. I think I'm gonna puke."

Office Worker 3 (appearing from nowhere): "What are you talking about? I'm wearing stretch pants! Who's Gunther?"

Office Worker 2: "Uh, the new German guy in the mailroom. Let's get back to work."

by DickyJohns17325 October 23, 2009

the Gunther

v. The act of killing a tiger, preferably of breeding age.

v. Being really, really condescending.

n. capstone project

1.)Jon (pocher): Wow. I think I just hit something.

Andrew: Yea dude, you just gunthered that motherfucker.

2.) Lauren: Have you started your capstone yet?
Student 2: No, why?
Lauren: O, no reason, I just started months ago and its going swimmingly (haughty chuckle). You're so behind.

the Gunther

by Mr. Christy March 5, 2008

Gunthers

A term for the lymph nodes on the sides of your neck.

Patrick, "Hey Kevin, my lymph nodes have been swollen from the flu I caught. You can feel them, check it out"

Kevin, "Chill out man, stop messing with your Gunthers, you'll only inflame them worse.

by PattyCakes June 11, 2013

gunther

slang term for dog crap; feces of any shape, form, and age.

"Dude, there's some crap on my shoe."
"That's not just crap, that's gunther!"

by Ralph G. January 28, 2008