Günther Paradox

The Güther Paradox describes the following situation:

You know your neighbour Günther for a couple of years now. He's pretty chill and you meet him often. you never had any problems with each other. One day you come home from work and as you step out of your car you see Günther shitting in your Mailbox. He's staring at you but doesn't seem to care, that you're watching him. What do you do?
This Paradox is used in modern Psychology to analyze the difference between the reactions of women and men.

"Did you know, that most men would shit in Günther's Mailbox while aggressively staring at him?"

"I mean I would shit in his Mailbox as well, but people would stare at him?"
"Yeah, Kind of crazy how weird the answers to the Günther paradox are."

by Wagwanblud13454949 December 17, 2021

Günther

the most amazing guido of them all. Champagne, glamour, sex, and respect

Günther wants you to touch his tralala.....mmmm ding ding dong

by dionysius June 28, 2004

Gunther

A European Pop artist who insists on cranking out awful videos of him saying a few words while his backup singers (The Sunshine Girls) go "La, La, La" in the background the entire time. He has a small moustache, and a mullet-esque hairdo. His Videos are not exactly music, but not exactly pornography either. His website is www.gunthernet.com His motto is "Sex, Respect, Glamour, and Champagne",

Gunther: Let's sexualize the world!

by Smister Dekoonickton Skolnick August 31, 2008

Gunther

A Swedish singer who's music videos are 20% relevant and 80% softcore porn. He is the man all other men know as "the guy who has fucked a thousand pussies".

Gunthers most famous song is the Ding dong Song (Touch my Tralala)

by Dark Night Enforcer January 27, 2015

GINTHERED

To be " GINTHERED" is to be forcefully taken to a drinking establishment, whether you want to go or not, and then be made to partake in a level of drinking that only the OG ( Original Ginther) can handle, and then the next day you will feel like you need to be put on life support, you won't know what happened, where you went, who you spoke to, what you said, and where all your money went.

" OH, Tippy, did you get GINTHERED last night?"

by Jaylinny August 24, 2022

guntherfy

(v.) The act of justifying by any means necessary

He certainly needed to guntherfy staying at the Ritz Carlton when there were comparable options next door for half the price.

by captain z man May 23, 2010

Gunther

To do construction work badly

The builder was hired to plaster the wall but he completely gunthered it.

by JoeBan May 25, 2018