Gunther

A generic name for any woman possessing a gunt. Used especially when discussing the gunt-having woman while she may be within earshot.

Office Worker 1: "Gunther really shouldn't have worn stretch pants today."

Office Worker 2: "Tell me about it. That fupa is out of control. I think I'm gonna puke."

Office Worker 3 (appearing from nowhere): "What are you talking about? I'm wearing stretch pants! Who's Gunther?"

Office Worker 2: "Uh, the new German guy in the mailroom. Let's get back to work."

by DickyJohns17325 October 23, 2009

Gunther

Amazing loveable boyfriend

I love my Gunther

by gunthazlilslut July 04, 2023

Gunther

sexy sexy man who id let do anal

wow hes such a gunther

by gunthazlilslut July 04, 2023

Gunther

(Pronounced 'Goonter') An amusing person who enjoys eating - particularly chocolate - and you can quite easily imagine wearing lederhosen and saying 'oh ja!' a lot with a German accent. Although typically these people should be young boys with blonde hair and a plump build, the joke is also merry if you refer to a friend or foe who happens to be looking especially dorky at that moment or eating something with altogether too much tenacity...

(an important and sexy character in the simpsons cast :P)

'haha! you're such a GUNTHER!!'

'Omg he looks like gunther!'

'omg i felt like such a Gunther - two galaxy bars and an oreo snack pack - dear gott in himmel..nein, nein, nein...'

by Julia Whiting April 09, 2008

Gunther

When one tucks his penis between his legs and gets it sucked from the back

Yo timmy got a gunther from that ol slab

by Dizzle31187 December 31, 2016

Gunther

Generic name for a German national (sometimes spelled Gunter erroneously). Used in a derogatory and zenophobic sense.

Look at that group of fricking Gunthers hogging the sunbeds - jeez I hate those bison fisted old hags and their fat bloated Mercedes driving nazi husbands. I swear that old dude was eyeing me up in the shower - I reckon they are all bleedin' pedos.

by Dr Hans November 25, 2008

Gunther

A small, nordic man with a large penis; makes up for his petite frame with an exceptionally large ego and expertise in the bedroom.

Is that a Gunther?

Yeah, I had that nordic wiener in my mouth last night.

by A Gunther lover 2 October 09, 2010