guitarded

One who is incredibly good at Guitar Hero and proud of it, but has never played an actual guitar. Also one who is impressed by Guitar Hero skills yet unimpressed by actual guitar playing.

Guitarded one: Dude! I got five stars on Dragon Force on expert last night!
Normal Human: OK. I played Stairway to Heaven backwards on an actual guitar.
Guitarded One: So....?

by Tomanos December 30, 2007

Gumtard

Noun- an individual who is making extremely ignorant life decisions similar to that how a long haired hippie with no teeth and an addiction to millenial slang speech.

Quit acting like such a gumtard.

You're a Gumtard! You can't eat chips!

by Wahwah burger July 30, 2019

Guitarded

The use of too much or too many guitars.

The band went guitarded in their live performance last night.

by thestripeisonfire March 1, 2011

Gumtard

An idiot that asks stupid questions, with spelling mistakes and lack of punctuation or grammar, about an item you have advertised for sale on gumtree.com.au

I got a question from a gumtard about the car I have for sale, he asked "whats ur bst prise on dat car and dos it come with rejo and are the breaks ny good"

by Sugar Glyder February 8, 2018

Gumtard

A person, usually a YouTuber, with little to no understanding of how the real world works. Usually, the only way this people know how to solve problems is to snitch on others or dissing on badly-worded trap songs.

-"Hey, are you promoting gambling to kids?"
+"Hell no! I'm not a gumtard"

by AverageUser12 January 8, 2019

gnutard

A subhuman that believes Linux cannot be without GNU and GCC. It also keeps insisting it's GNU/Linux, even though neither GNU nor the GCC are at all vital. The head and biggest gnutard is Richard Stallman, a very well know pedophile.

Ew, look at u/KasaneTeto_ being a gnutard.

by gnuhater April 7, 2022

güntar

A descriptive word for a very tall, slightly overweight but not fat person who barrels around everywhere they go and generally come across as this massive thing of a person. Specifically one dresses unflatteringly, ie. a güntar girl who wears bad make-up and has her belly sticking out of her shirt. Originated in the Copper Country of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

eg. Brigitte Nielsen

"Oh my God, Jen, look at her!"
"Ugh, she is such a güntar!"

by michiruwater March 14, 2008