Gunkie

n. 1. Person not cool enough to pull off mutton chops. 2. Often applied to anyone not cool.

It doesn't matter how many fish tattoos you get, you'll always be a gunkie.

by muttonchop July 29, 2012

gunky

When a male jackoffs on his girlfriends vagina while she's sleeping, and leaves his sperm on her. When she wakes up in the morning her poon will be all gunky

I gunky my girlfriend last night and the dumb bitch was pissed in the morning!

by johnnyrockit May 7, 2007

gunky

The consistency of the matter in your eyes when you wake up from a hard sleep.

When I woke up this morning, my eyes were all gunky.

by D Lu January 17, 2008

Gunky pig

a offensive slur for a gay or lesbian person

that gunky pig is in my butt

by dat gunky pig May 9, 2023

Dinky Gunky

The world’s most infamous ripoff of Danny Gonzalez

Dinky Gunky

by CABAGE No2 May 8, 2022

bad-gunky

from Stephen King's "Lisey's Story"
if the protagonist feels very bad and angry, something overcomes him. That's the bad-gunky.

Scott had that really bad-gunky, to let it out he made a blood-bool.

by nikhon August 3, 2009

gunky mcnutty

This occurs after the original semen explosion. The lumpy, cottage cheese-esque second batch of man juice that requires persistent boning to finish off the night so you can pass out.

She grew inpatient as her male counterpart shook and shook but could not get his gunky mcnutty off the swollen tip of his wenis.

by sean gildea November 10, 2007