Gumby's Mouth

When a woman's vagina has lost all elasticity and now looks like the mouth of the Green claymation character Gumby.

"Wow! Look at that old sloppy pussy! It looks just like Gumby's Mouth!!!

by will bitten November 4, 2017

Glumsy

Clumsy due to sad feelings

Glumsy from my bad day at work I dropped the dish I was holding.

by sandraxine August 21, 2016

Gumby cut

This is a haircut resembling the character from the"Gumby and Pokey" show.

I like a Gumby cut so l can hang with Pokey!

by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2020

Gummy Gape

When an gelatinous edible unexpectedly overtakes you and gapes you mentally or gaped your third eye.

Patrick asked his friends for one edible, but instead took three and accidentally but severely gummy gaped himself.

by Mitchapalooza October 10, 2020

gummy tummy

A stomach ache brought on by the consumption of large ammounts of gummy worms, gummy bears, and/or other gummies.
Gummy tummy has a distinctive feeling, unlike that of any other food related stomach ache.

Mark ate a whole tub of gummy worms. Dude had severe gummy tummy after that.

by jewleek April 8, 2010

sugar free gummy bears

Sugar free gummy bears are the reason your ass will turn into a brown Niagara falls. After eating about 20 of them all hell broke loose in my bowels. In my bowels, something was happening that I never imagined could have happened to me. Sweating, cramps, bloating. I've ate Indian curry, and the end result was like smelling daisies in a meadow compared to the end result of eating sugar free gummy bears. Then came the flatulence, DEAR GOD THE FLATULENCE. The sounds were like trumpets calling demons from the pit of hell. The stench was worse than that of a thousand rotting corpses. One more minute in that bathroom and I would have died of choking on my own putrid fumes. What came out of me felt like someone trying to funnel Niagara falls through a coffee straw. AND IT LASTED FOR HOURS. I felt so violated when it was over.

Dude 1: I just ate some sugar free gummy bears, and they wur pretty good.
Dude 2: You are going to be in the bathroom for a long, long time
Dude 1: No I'm not
*one hour later*
Dude 1's asshole: *water fall sounds*
Dude 1: OH GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by chaeg January 28, 2014

Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.

Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by tcp3059 May 4, 2014