Guitarded

A person who thinks he's/she's cool because they play guitar.

Stop being so guitarded, you can barely play that thing!

Guitarded by Stuart Mizrahi October 18, 2008

guitarded

means retarded but with a guitar.

hey dat was soo guitarded.

guitarded by jk October 28, 2004

Guitarded

1. The act of being mentally altered and attempting to play more than you can with a guitar.

2. When the drummer in your band mis-speaks and is caught and the rest of the guys morph the word into something stoneriphic

When i tried to play that solo i got all "guitarded"

Guitarded by Aggressive Betty February 11, 2006

Guitarded

To have no dexterity at the Playstation 2 game guitar hero 1 or 2.
OR

To be just plain bad and have no talent at guitar hero, like Mrs. Peck.

Mrs. Peck did an abysmal job at guitar hero 2, she got booed off of the stage so fast, i swear that she's guitarded.

Guitarded by Steven "Poseidon" Segura March 23, 2007

guitarded

a stupid guy who trolls the internet, and say all music is crap except kurt cobain.

guitarded: im so stupid
other guy: yes we know that.

guitarded by digurl July 31, 2005

guitarded

When one of your bros thinks they sound just like Slash when he can barely play.

Joe: dude, Steve's guitarded he's been bragging about how he can play avril lavigne all week.

Steve: Why you gotta be so complicated?

guitarded by guitarherbro September 29, 2011

Guitarded

The severe inability to learn to play a guitar.

Hey did you hear Tom bought a guitar? He took like 20 lessons and he still can't even play the thing. His instructor told him that he is profoundly Guitarded.

Guitarded by Tom Drye June 3, 2009