guiness 

Guiness is nector for hippies.

Hey bro, wanna go puff some nugs and drink some Guiness?

guiness by Leandro October 25, 2004

guiness book of records 

The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.

Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.

Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"

guiness book of records by Rock DJ June 27, 2005

Guiness alarm clock 

Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours

'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'

Guiness alarm clock by I Seymour April 25, 2009

guiness farts 

Horrible farts that jono does after drinking this vile, black oil.These are the worst farts known to man.

Fuck jono, why'd you have to go and do that?

guiness farts by TTZM July 10, 2004

Guiness-liver 

One who excessively drinks Guiness stout; a drunkard; especially an Irish alcoholic.

Wife: "Honey, how on earth could you loose your Claddagh ring? That's our wedding band"! Husband: "Sorry, wife. I was out late last night drinking with Patty O' Brien, Brien O'Patty and Batty O'Prien". Wife: "You're just a reckless Guiness-liver".

Guiness-liver by MissRoobs April 4, 2011

Guiness Sandwich 

The art of drinking 2 pints of Guiness before you start a drinking session, and a further 2 pints of Guiness after - Resulting in the most spectacular toilet show the morning after.

"I'll give you £10 if you do a Guiness Sandwich tonight and mess up your Grandmother's toilet in the morning"

Guiness Sandwich by JayxMagyar January 7, 2010

Guiness pipe 

To fuck someone up the ass.

I rid that doll up the guiness pipe.

Guiness pipe by Dwain Xain Zedong July 19, 2009