Guinessed

The feeling one gets of complete bloatedness, lethargy and self-loathing when too many guinesses have been consumed.

"I'm always so guinessed on St. Patrick's day."

"I'm so guinessed I literally can't move"

by Charlie and Tom March 17, 2007

guiness

Guiness is nector for hippies.

Hey bro, wanna go puff some nugs and drink some Guiness?

by Leandro October 26, 2004

Alec Guiness

Brilliant british actor, best remembered for playing the original Obi Wan in Star Wars

"hey look, isn't that Alec Guiness getting on the Millenium Falcon?"

by Dingus Pete February 7, 2010

guiness farts

Horrible farts that jono does after drinking this vile, black oil.These are the worst farts known to man.

Fuck jono, why'd you have to go and do that?

by TTZM July 10, 2004

call guiness

A term refering to a good thing or one of record. Refering that one might "call Guiness book of world records because its so good or shocking

Hot Girl Walks In: Yiddit "call Guiness."

by Chuck tooth September 25, 2006

Guiness-liver

One who excessively drinks Guiness stout; a drunkard; especially an Irish alcoholic.

Wife: "Honey, how on earth could you loose your Claddagh ring? That's our wedding band"! Husband: "Sorry, wife. I was out late last night drinking with Patty O' Brien, Brien O'Patty and Batty O'Prien". Wife: "You're just a reckless Guiness-liver".

by MissRoobs March 19, 2011

Pint Of Guiness

A pint of guiness is a black man with white hair

Bar Man: What can i get you sir?
Man: A pint of guiness please
Bar Man: One moment please
(bar man brings out a black man with white hair)
Bar Man: There you go sir
Man: Thank you

by AL-en Demp-C November 12, 2010