guiness

Guiness is nector for hippies.

Hey bro, wanna go puff some nugs and drink some Guiness?

by Leandro October 25, 2004

guiness book of records

The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.

Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.

Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"

by Rock DJ June 27, 2005

Guiness alarm clock

Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours

'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'

by I Seymour April 25, 2009

guiness farts

Horrible farts that jono does after drinking this vile, black oil.These are the worst farts known to man.

Fuck jono, why'd you have to go and do that?

by TTZM July 10, 2004

Guiness-liver

One who excessively drinks Guiness stout; a drunkard; especially an Irish alcoholic.

Wife: "Honey, how on earth could you loose your Claddagh ring? That's our wedding band"! Husband: "Sorry, wife. I was out late last night drinking with Patty O' Brien, Brien O'Patty and Batty O'Prien". Wife: "You're just a reckless Guiness-liver".

by MissRoobs April 4, 2011

Guiness Sandwich

The art of drinking 2 pints of Guiness before you start a drinking session, and a further 2 pints of Guiness after - Resulting in the most spectacular toilet show the morning after.

"I'll give you £10 if you do a Guiness Sandwich tonight and mess up your Grandmother's toilet in the morning"

by JayxMagyar January 7, 2010

Guiness pipe

To fuck someone up the ass.

I rid that doll up the guiness pipe.

by Dwain Xain Zedong July 19, 2009