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Guillotine

The act of squatting over one's anus and lowering your scrotum into the open orifice. Your partner then proceeds to clench their anus closed once the testicles are inserted. Thus, simulating the function of the well known, French guillotine. The anus is the "blade" and the semen is the "blood" after said "artificial execution".
"I was feeling a little historical last night, so I made my girlfriend give me the guillotine"
by Butt Funk May 3, 2009
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An unpleasant scenario in which a guy zips his fly up too quickly after urinating, thereby catching the head of the penis with the zipper.

See also: penis fly trap
"OW MOTHERFUCK" - guillotine victim #3185
by scout01 September 16, 2013
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During the course of fellatio, the forceful but willing removal of one's phallic tip, usually running simultaneously with male climax. The action is initiated through an upward thrust to fellater's lower jaw, causing the abrupt closure of the mandible, severing the penile head from the base.
The guillotine is a once in a lifetime experience, i.e. "I'm saving my guillotine for my wedding night...."
by The gentleman_4.50 May 9, 2008
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When a girl lays on her stomach and you slap your dick on the back of her neck.
by Josh Steffes September 27, 2010
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Pronounced: QWUILLINATINAY. A contraption for slicing things, like bananas or heads.
Dude, we could totally make a rub-goldberg machine that ends with a guillotine slicing a banana.
by Travis Herbert June 20, 2014
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Basically, when you neck a bitch with your dick.
“Bro I totally guillotined this bitch last night
by helllthefucknooooohoe October 19, 2018
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Not to be confused with the french execution tool, Guillotine is something you call someone who has a very over-attached girlfriend, a Snow fur, if you want, he is also hot and kind despite his menacing looks.
Person 1:I've heard his girlfriend nearly killed one of his friends because he talked to her.
Person 2:He must be a Guillotine.
by Male Man Pog March 26, 2021
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