The act of squatting over one's anus and lowering your scrotum into the open orifice. Your partner then proceeds to clench their anus closed once the testicles are inserted. Thus, simulating the function of the well known, French guillotine. The anus is the "blade" and the semen is the "blood" after said "artificial execution".
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During the course of fellatio, the forceful but willing removal of one's phallic tip, usually running simultaneously with male climax. The action is initiated through an upward thrust to fellater's lower jaw, causing the abrupt closure of the mandible, severing the penile head from the base.
During the course of fellatio, the forceful but willing removal of one's phallic tip, usually running simultaneously with male climax. The action is initiated through an upward thrust to fellater's lower jaw, causing the abrupt closure of the mandible, severing the penile head from the base.
The guillotine is a once in a lifetime experience, i.e. "I'm saving my guillotine for my wedding night...."
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Get the guillotine mug.Not to be confused with the french execution tool, Guillotine is something you call someone who has a very over-attached girlfriend, a Snow fur, if you want, he is also hot and kind despite his menacing looks.
Person 1:I've heard his girlfriend nearly killed one of his friends because he talked to her.
Person 2:He must be a Guillotine.
Person 2:He must be a Guillotine.
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