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He's the best player in the world. He used to play for Chelsea academy. He is a calm guy and he is a bit of a pussy
How did guilherme got trials for Chelsea ?
Because he's good at football.
Guilherme by Hahahaurmum April 16, 2019
A "Man" who uses fro hawks to describe his strangly cut pubic hairs, and often, if not mostly.. likes to eject pubes in the air, as a game of some sort.

Favortite hobbies are to masturebate naked on park benches, in front of groups of homeless people. Also enjoys hopscotch.
That Guilherme is such a guilty pleasure, gets my pubes all tight.
Guilherme by Dj - Meldar July 29, 2010
Hummm, Guilherme is a pretty nice guy, he
Guilherme
Guilherme by Ueiebsej February 2, 2020
Biggest NPC bot papagaio to exist. Don't ever let him cook - grossest food combos. Also known as Portu-Gui-zer
Person: Guilherme let's get butterfingers.

Guilherme: Eh? Beep boop.
Guilherme by eh-lee November 20, 2023
oh are you talking about guilherme? he has a big dick.
Guilherme by bigdickguiler December 5, 2023

Guilherme Martins 

The best person alive!!! People with that name are really cute, funny and extremely awesome! Everyone loves a Guilherme.
1: OMG 😱 here comes the perfect Guilherme Martins
2: *Faints of emotion*