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Guffy, derived from the term 'to be goofy' was officially made in Scotland. The term was first used in Firrhill High School by a product design class (2011) who described their teacher as goofy.

A Guffy is someone who tends to have a particular interest in nerdy television shows such as Doctor Who or sci-fi films such as Star Wars and Star Trek. Guffy's tend to wear un-ironed and non matching clothing complemented with a pair of thick lense glasses. Someone who owns both an iPhone and iPad and any other hi tech gadgets would be called a Guffy. Guffy's use very posh words and are pedantic about everything.
My teacher wears a brown shirt under a yellow jumper with brown trousers. He loves doctor who and even has the entire soundtrack on his phone. He uses his iPad at every possible opportunity and therefore, is a 'Guffy'.

Someone who likes to read books such as The Lord Of The Rings could also be branded a 'Guffy'.
Guffy by Scottish Guffy September 30, 2012
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A legend. Guffy (also known as King Guffy) is a great Siege & Call of Duty player. Guffy gets all the b*tches.
Friend 1: Did you hear about what happened in the CoD league?
Friend 2: Yeah, Guffy f*cked sh*t up.
Guffy by KingGuffy June 1, 2020
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Mostly used in fife, slang for a pig, used to describe someone that’s being twisted
That rammys being a right guffy tonight like
Guffy by See n ski November 7, 2022

Guffy Beer

A kind of beer which, by definition, has to be non-mainstream, pretentious, unnecessary to get drunk on and tastes like fizzed up baking soda. The most common kinds are German wheat beers, Dutch porters and Belgium ales, or are otherwise sourced from some kind of country which is at least 1000 miles away. Consumption of such beer entitles said individual to the esteemed prize of 'Top Guffy', or the more recent 'Guffy of The Year Award', and upon drinking a guffy beer one will turn into a deranged lunatic who spouts off nonsense at the top of their voice. They certainly get you drunk quick though.
"Stu just bought a Weihenstephan, he certainly likes his guffy beer."

"I could sure go for a Paulaner Heffe Weisse right now."
"Wow, you sure are a guffy."
Guffy Beer by King of The Guffy Beers September 10, 2013

guffy gouche 

Just when you're sat down and you fart it goes forward
Oi Ollie did u just let rip a guffy gouche

Yeah ma G I did

Ahhhh Grimm
guffy gouche by Mcgeorgia August 9, 2017

guffy ah 

When somone says somthing thats makes you really annoyed that you just want them to shut up
Bro you are doing that wrong.

Dude “Shut yo guffy ah up”
guffy ah by Jonny_gayboy January 16, 2023

self guff 

the act of masturbating yourself in the company of others.
ROSS: fancy a wee self guff paul?
PAUL: yeah bro lets free the demon?
self guff by the slogan rogan January 14, 2017