Guffie

Generic nickname for a gofer; used by Jim Butcher in his novel “Blood Rites.”

Good morning, Guffie.

by Nonlinear Expansion February 23, 2019

guffy

When someone's actions displease your taste, they may become known to you as a guffy. Also used if said person is being weak or pathetic, or simply getting on your nerves.

That Alex is being a right guffbaw (guffy ball)

by JOHNNY FASHION January 12, 2018

Guffi

Guffi means owning something

Like saying Guffi in this bitch means owning the shit

"Guffi in this bitch"
"Time to get Guffi"
"Guffi time"

by Guffii October 04, 2021

guffied

The Ability to drag out a minumal task that should only take a few Minutes.

To take 4 hours to watch a 2 hour movie.

"I just guffied the shit out of that movie!"

by Brad shaw November 06, 2007

guffy

the maker of nz, that doesn;t spend any time with strange canadians... ethiaa :P

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by Ducktape January 07, 2005

Guffy Beer

A kind of beer which, by definition, has to be non-mainstream, pretentious, unnecessary to get drunk on and tastes like fizzed up baking soda. The most common kinds are German wheat beers, Dutch porters and Belgium ales, or are otherwise sourced from some kind of country which is at least 1000 miles away. Consumption of such beer entitles said individual to the esteemed prize of 'Top Guffy', or the more recent 'Guffy of The Year Award', and upon drinking a guffy beer one will turn into a deranged lunatic who spouts off nonsense at the top of their voice. They certainly get you drunk quick though.

"Stu just bought a Weihenstephan, he certainly likes his guffy beer."

"I could sure go for a Paulaner Heffe Weisse right now."
"Wow, you sure are a guffy."

by King of The Guffy Beers September 11, 2013

guffy gouche

Just when you're sat down and you fart it goes forward

Oi Ollie did u just let rip a guffy gouche

Yeah ma G I did

Ahhhh Grimm

by Mcgeorgia August 09, 2017