Geartarded

The mental retardation of one’s children due to a lifetime of steroid (“gear”) abuse.

Based upon their mannerisms, Brian Shaw’s kids are completely geartarded.

by Truthness July 24, 2023

Gartard

When your both gay and retarded

This weird fat kid at work is gartard

by anonymous December 7, 2025

Gnartard

A total ski bum who thinks they are hot shit but can barely handle an easy blue. They have “shredded gnar for years homie” but is literally on the ground every time you see them.

“Dude my friend Jesse skis only greens, what a fucking gnartard”

by Nick V. January 11, 2026

joshua guardado

A gay faggot who likes trangeder guy and likes to get booty raped and also has a big ass head and his barber fucked him with a bald spot

Joshua guardado is very faggot

by he fucked me and he has chode February 26, 2018