Guardian

Administrator on mapMonkeys, a glitching community with 49,653 members. He's a total badass, and keeps the forums clean. He probably met Chuck Norris once or twice.

Member on mM: Hey who wants to talk about Call of Duty in this Halo thread?

Guardian: Hell no! LOCKED.

Rezzzo (other admin): But I wanted to lock it!

by justintime911 December 5, 2009

Guardians

Century old orangization of order and peace whose sole reason for coming into being was to prevent the Shadows from gaining power through corruption. Guided the resistance during The SKN War.

"So the strong do not do all that they please, this is the reason rules are made" - Ovis

by LastGuardian November 17, 2004

Guardian

In the hallowed and ancient game of Starcraft, a powerful zerg air unit. Capable of reigning mass destruction from afar, a swarm of guardians were oft the demise of a defenseless n00b. However, guardians are incapable of attacking other air units, and are weak in that sense.

Guardians are affectionately known as "crabs" by more experienced players, because their sprite resembles greatly a crab.

the(42)answer:w00t! Crabs on the way!
IrTeHlEeT: wtf are crabs?
the(42)answer: guardians, biatch.
IrTeHlEeT: fuck.
the(42)answer: yeah you're screwed.
Player 2 has been eliminated.

by tridelvior October 2, 2004

Guardian

a powerful, ancient robotic enemy that shoots lasers in video games

the monument is filled with guardians and our weapons are trash. u sure about this?

by sadenjamuel January 19, 2021

Guardian

A guardian is the old man who is always present at nude beaches. They often sit near the entrance and typically judge people entering. They are usually fully tanned and let their balls hang freely.

We passed a guardian when we went to the nude beach yesterday.

by Oski_Boi June 8, 2019

guardian

commonly used when a child disowns their mother or father cause their parents are attemping to ruin their lives

"yah, he is no longer my father he is my guardian"
"i dont have a dad, i have a guardian"
person1:"ur dad called"
person2:"WHO?!, i am unaware of this 'father' you speak of"

by SEXXXAAYYYYYYY May 3, 2008

Guardian

Any person who enters into a contract or makes a deal to protect, a place, group, or person

The guardian protects the temple

by G-5B January 28, 2019