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Guacamole nigga penis

A type of penis found by Albert Einstein.

Very rare. If you have a guacamole nigga penis, your penis is 17”.
by __-Ali-__ February 27, 2019
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Guala

A fortune or a very large sums of money
I need my guala.
by Moneysavage June 18, 2020
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Guacamole nigga penis

A black man's penis made solely out of guacamole. A phrase often replied to Skai Jackson's tweets.
Skai Jackson:

Person 1: Guacamole
Person 2: nigga
Person 3: penis
Person 4: Incels.
Person 5: Guacamole nigga penis.
by Gappies July 5, 2020
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Double Guap-a-Lucci With Cheese

I think I have coined a new term. See example for personal anecdote that got me thinking more than I should have. Submit to the Editors first I shall. But I think this definition holds water. May it be up on a forum somewhere that we may ask the Community for its Inclusion/Exclusion?

An Upper Middle Shelf amount of money. More than a Knot by a lot. A WHOLE LOT.

First Discovered with six tightly stretched rubber-bands encompassing approximately three inches of one hundred dollar bills firmly sandwiching roughly two inches of fifty dollar bills. The precise recipe is a rare find, with most examples leaning more towards the inverse ratio. Note the size of the HAND presenting it with thumb on bottom middle and as many fingers that can reach the middle top of the specimen with less top grip demonstrating a Superior Sammich. Small enough hands can make a knot LOOK like A Double Guap-a-Lucci WithOUT Cheese.

But Because CABLE GUY WRESTLE BREAST MILK (Cheese All Bread, Lucci Effect Guaps Undeniably. Yes, When Racks Equal Stacks, Then Lucci Equates Bread; Racks Equal All Stacks, Money Is Lucci Kid), theoretical examples are known to exist in the minds of SCRUBS (Shitty Crooks Running Ultra Bull Shit)...

Money fanned up the arm is not a Double Guap-a-Lucci With Cheese and is considered to be a Light Brunch.
Nobody wants to Host that.
Especially true if a legitimate specimen is desired.
Y: Do you know what A Double Guap-a-Lucci With Cheese is?
M: What?
Y: I didn't even know it existed until yesterday.
M: Werd?
Y:Jep. This guy flexed one out of his Fanny Pack worn diagonally across his torso.
M:Nice! Gots them broccoli do he?
Y:NO! His Black make China White.
M:*Turns on "Let's Plan A Robbery" by Three 6 Mafia and Queues "Robbery" by SouthSide Players .
by BigTomFoSheezy June 1, 2021
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Guadalupe

A beautiful young girl that is never to mean, fun to be around with while make you smile no matter what. She's amazing a girl you can always have fun with she is unique no one else compares to her very talented in dance and drawing. Very lovable. You get lost in her brown eyes they lead you to a beautiful world that is indescribable. A girl that is worth fighting for. A girl that doesn't ask for much but is happy with what she has a girl that should never be let down. Has her laugh attacks that make you just laugh along with her. She will make you they happiest person alive.
Daym she's cute as a Guadalupe
by panda 13 January 13, 2014
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Guacamoleniggapenis

To Guacamoleniggapenis is the act of microwaving a fully ripened avocado then inserting the massive seed into your {rectum} while {penetrating} the warm smooth fruit. Once you fill the crevice once where the seed once lied with your massive fountain of cum, put the no longer virgin avocado into a bowl, crush up the fertalized fruit and feed it to your friends and family. Amen
Andrew's mother caught him Guacamoleniggapenising himself on the kitchen counter.
by TheHappySmasher April 15, 2019
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Guapanese

The Language concerning only money, and things involved with making money.
We talk in Guapanese so the feds cant catch us.
by Tidus CEO March 29, 2010
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