Guampler

A fucking idiot. Typically this person lies about everything that doesn't even require lying. Usually friendless.

Person: The new Metallica album comes out next year!

Guampler: Yeah I know I love Metallica!

Person: What's your favorite album by them?

Guampler: Uhh I like the... second one.

by Nordan Jorris February 27, 2009

gampfem

A subset of faux-feminism that will vouch for GAMs (gynandromorphs) in their feminism. These people are typically known as GAMPs (gynandromorphophiles), and are sexually attracted to feminized men. A gampfem believes males who larp as women belong in their feminism.

That zoomer will defend dick at the detriment of her own oppressed class. She is such a gampfem.

by realradwomyn June 3, 2021

gumpf

1. noun. formal copy repeated in correspondence or regular issues of a book or magazine.

When you're sending that eviction notice, just put all the formal gumpf in at the top and then tell them they're lazy pigs and we have a sty that might suit them better.

Where do I find that imprint gumpf on the server? I need to set this book yesterday.

by Ryan Paine January 19, 2008

Guamp

to go hard on the bowl, to smoke a lot of weed at once

Nate guamped so much he left this world.

by pandala July 10, 2012

gumpf

The random junk that accumilates in and around a home that has children living in it.

i.e To one or more children, 'I've just spent an hour clearing the living room of your gumpf'

by Sharon2205 September 22, 2007

guampy

angered, distraught, bothered by someone or something, very quiet or solemn, pissed of at the world.

Kid got beat up by a bully now hes guampy...

by Robinjhon October 1, 2011

Gumpf

Extremely stupid person, complete idiocy, human that lacks the ability to use their mind. Also can be comparable to being as dumb as an ape.

Wow he's so gumpf he can't ever comprehend first grade material.

by hutzal September 19, 2016