Grumper

An especially hot and steamy shit. Grumpers often leave you very sweaty and exhausted. They're mostly taken under less than ideal situations like port-o-johns and bar bathrooms.

Man I was tailgating on Saturday and I had to shit some fierce. I went to the port-o-John and dropped a fiery grumper. My asshole was never the same.

by Alexdlegit March 25, 2017

Groupert

A collection (or group) of Ruperts.

You've heard of a flock of sheep and a herd of cows, but have you heard of a groupert of Ruperts?

by alex_s_28 May 25, 2019

groper

1. someone who tries to sneak sexual touching while the other person is unaware.
2. takes advantage of people who are passed out
3. a pervert
4. a man who gets tossed out of a strip club for unauthorized touching of a stripper.

Rich is such a groper, he got shit canned out of Cheetas when he grabbed Candy's teats.

by Bud E Love May 6, 2003

gruber'd

a state of intoxication reached by the consuption of straight whiskey and chased by wine.

i got so gruber'd last night.
when i showed up they were all gruber'd

by glennswayze November 3, 2008

Grumperson Jones

An extremely grumpy, cranky, or unhappy individual.

Watch out, Greg is a Grumperson Jones today!

by Emily Jones-Parker July 28, 2010

Hans gruber

A very sexy German terrorist that sadly was throw off of the nakatomi plaza

“Oh my god is that my favourite sex icon Hans gruber”

by Ellie gruber May 28, 2021

Granny groper

Someone who is extremely attracted to and has sexual desires for women over 65 years of age.

"I think Randy is a granny groper, he keeps mentioning your aunt Martha."

by Soggysquid8 May 25, 2016