grunter

Police officer, Cop, Pig.

Quick hide the bong, here come the grunters.

by Garratt July 23, 2007

Beat The Grunter

Game usually played at the back of lecture theatres or at work (places where there are a lot of grunters)

Objective of the game: He who spots out the best grunter wins the game.

Calvin - *points slyly at a grunter* "Beat that grunter!"

Alvin - *points at a better example of a grunter* "There, that's a REAL grunter!"

Calvin - "Man, she takes the Beat The Grunter high score!"

by stinaribena March 30, 2009

Grunter

Another name for a ferret

What is a grunter
What the fuck is a grunter

by Hit'em_Hunter October 15, 2018

Grunter

Someone who make you feel sick when you glance at them, the ugliest ugliest ape to walk on this plannet. Someone who is so ugly that every time you look at them you can’t help but laugh at their vile face and body and how bad you feel for them.

Adam: “Did you check Coco on Love Island?”

Ashton. “ Jesus Christ what a fucking grunter!”

by Coco the grunter July 20, 2022

low ball grunter

A style of bouldering problem that's short in height but contains burly moves. Commonly sloped slappy holds and body tension required. Not to be underestimated.

Coor that's a low ball grunter that mate!

by iamapieceofpork February 18, 2025

Grunter

A staright top who has become an exclusively gay bottom. Named after the noise grunters make during their first time.

"Holy shit have you seen Akali's girlfriend?"
"Yeah, you know she is a grunter right?"
"Hot."

by SacreltKAt July 28, 2020

Library Grunter

Grunts, moans, and sighs that sounds awkwardly similar to dropping a deuce, watching porn or even slow sex. Very common for the culprit to have headphones on and be unaware of their inappropriate library sounds.

Emma was studying diligently in the library when the sounds of a library grunter penetrated her eardrum making her geology homework nearly impossible to focus on.

by sexinpublicplaces February 28, 2011