Dude, I thought I sat on one of my balls but I totally sat on a grundloid." "Ouch, F-Dawg, are you going to have it lanced?" "No way, man, my wife likes the cherry tomato when tossing my salad!
by fdizzy May 21, 2011
Get the Grundloid mug.1. One who is too sedentary to take flight; forever grounded; a flake; one who disappoints friends.
Synonyms include: wet blanket, party pooper, lameass.
2. An easy catch due to its disadvantaged evasive tactics and the groundliness of its mating habits, aka low standards.
Synonyms include: hoebag, ugly ass beez that can't do no better, loose woman.
3. A dance that visually mimics the attempted flight and subsequent failure of the groundbird. Used for both partying and mocking purposes.
All definitions are used in conjunction with Beezy.
Synonyms include: wet blanket, party pooper, lameass.
2. An easy catch due to its disadvantaged evasive tactics and the groundliness of its mating habits, aka low standards.
Synonyms include: hoebag, ugly ass beez that can't do no better, loose woman.
3. A dance that visually mimics the attempted flight and subsequent failure of the groundbird. Used for both partying and mocking purposes.
All definitions are used in conjunction with Beezy.
Beezy ain't nuthin but a groundbird.
It's fridayz, get off your ass and quit bein a muthafuckin groundbird beezy.
Yeah she'd sleep with you, beezy's a total groundbird. Cheney could shoot that shit.
"Must be Thanxxgivin cause there's hella groundbird around this party"
"Dude...That's your family"
Awww shit! He's hella fly, he's doin tha groundbird!!
It's fridayz, get off your ass and quit bein a muthafuckin groundbird beezy.
Yeah she'd sleep with you, beezy's a total groundbird. Cheney could shoot that shit.
"Must be Thanxxgivin cause there's hella groundbird around this party"
"Dude...That's your family"
Awww shit! He's hella fly, he's doin tha groundbird!!
by Flophaus Kidzz BAYLYFE 4 EVA!! November 24, 2009
Get the groundbird mug.Related Words
by The Z Spot October 12, 2016
Get the groundlog day mug.by madeline the biggest bitch at school October 2, 2007
Get the groundhorse mug.her "monday ??"
it was tuesday and i am an idiot.
me "hahahaaaaa.. i guess today is just as shitty so i felt really groundhogdayish"
her "i like that comment"
it was tuesday and i am an idiot.
me "hahahaaaaa.. i guess today is just as shitty so i felt really groundhogdayish"
her "i like that comment"
by no_one_no_one May 17, 2011
Get the groundhogdayish mug.Think Airport. That's right, this one's on the ground. The uneducated call them train stations but well versed vibrocasters know the correct squeal for it.
I'll be at the groundport in 10 minutes, see you by the bangcarriages x
by OwlUnder August 14, 2016
Get the Groundport mug.Someone who does all of the hard work of buttering up a girl, only for someone else to swoop in and steal the benefits. Gary spends a lot of time being nice and making the girl feel really 'comfortable' for only for someone cooler to actually get laid off it. He tries too hard, but always ends up getting the girl in the mood for someone to take over. "Jim" (Jim's mowing) is the counterpart who usually "cut's his grass" and takes all the benefit of poor Gary laying all the ground work.
Fucking Jared stole that blonde off Joel the other night. Joel was doingthe biggest Gary Groundwork chatting to her all night, and Jared just steps in at the last minute and starts tongue lashing her. What a fuckwit.
by FemShepAU December 28, 2016
Get the Gary Groundwork mug.