Gröningen

A stupid grassplate where Anders says we have to go to everytime we have sports. You pronuonce it: Gr-ouh-ning-eeehn
Gröningen is near the school and beside a playground with annoying fuckers that people call "little kids".

Okay, lets go to Gröningen!
Why do we always have to be at gröningen?
Fuck Gröningen, it sucks cock.

by MALLOOOOW September 15, 2020

Fastest growing army on the internet

Greg. Clearly the best army to be conceived. Brilliantly named for a strong army. Logang and Jake paulers shake when they hear this name. Greg has recently made an alliance with the little stinkers. The genius leader Danny also insists you not to look up the fastest growing army on the internet.

Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet, don’t look that up.

by GregoryGonzales February 8, 2020

Growing mushrooms

Used mostly in anime and manga, the term growing mushrooms refers to when a character has become immensely depressed or saddened. The character is often shown to literally grow mushrooms on their body, signifying that their soul is, for the time being, in a dark and dank place. (Mostly occurs with more dramatic and over the top characters who can't stop crying every 2 seconds 😒)

Senpai: (crying because the girl of his dreams thinks he's dramatic and egocentric)
Girl: "Senpai, quit growing mushrooms around me; the smell is absolutely noxious!"

by zoy70 June 3, 2018

fastest growing army on the internet

greg

greg - fastest growing army on the internet

by crustytoes420 August 14, 2022

Groming

The art of casually browsing through your phone in a group of people rather than take part in the conversation. To ignore those you are with to Grom your phone.

"Wow, I can see Tom is just Groming away again instead of talking to his friends"

by Brandon Brit December 12, 2019

you're growing on me

the more i hang out with you, the more i like you

I don't really know you very well, but you're growing on me.

by josephine dolly June 8, 2015

platonic groping

To casually touch or caress a friend whom you have no romantic interest in.

Yeah, like me and Skye are totally just friends, but that's not to say there hasn't been some platonic groping sometimes when we're drunk.

by annexxxx March 28, 2011