goider

Goider is not so much as having many chins, but having one big-assed fuckin bullfrog lump growing around one's neck. Don Vito is a perfect example.

Look at Don's goider jiggle when he shakes his head!

by s3v3n April 8, 2008

GroidDroid

Droid application written expressly for the POTUS

Hussein Obama enjoyed his new Droid, with its ultra-cool GroidDroid software. After using his secret password and pressing only six buttons, he destroyed the US economy and started a nuclear war.

by FatAndUgly April 19, 2010

Groinery

A guy with no game who radiates little dick energy, puts pussy on a pedestal, girls feel bad so they talk to him, type of person who goes over to girls houses just to make TikTok’s with them, a groin isn’t deserved on this man, and a very punchable face/personality.

God dude that KEEGAN guy is such a groinery

by Beatlejuice69420 April 25, 2020

maddie grider

A girl who would enjoy being with a strong man who has fluffy black hair, a giant penis and closely resembles a monkey. She is the most perfect girl in the world even if she does hate the sexy man I described above. I love her.

I love you maddie grider, even if you do hate me and is 5'1 and 3/4.

by whoareyouurnajdha March 18, 2010

Groiler

Slang for Colander.

Groiler AKA the holey thing your strain pasta with.

by [Y - B I R D] August 11, 2006

groinery

The area of the groinal region.

The baseball pitch came whizzing by the groinery.

by palmharbor September 30, 2013

groiner jones

the most awful name in the history of the universe

Hi, my name is mr. Jones

ok, whats your full name?

umm, well its ummm GROINER JONES

get off my property, loser

by Groiner jo--- i mean john smith August 13, 2004