grimsby

shit'ole............ and i live there mothafucka

by ED WINCHESTER May 14, 2003

grimsby

A white trash town located on the South shore of Lake Ontario. Has a teen pregnancy rate 30 times higher than its literacy rate.

Any time I wanted to get laid when I was a kid I would drive to Grimsby.

by Horny in Mississauga July 10, 2003

Grimsby Hat

The act of placing one's penis upon the head of another person when they are not looking.

I looked out of the window and next thing i knew, was sporting a Grimsby Hat

by Batman F's Everyone October 21, 2013

Grimsby trawler

A rough looking heavy-set dumpy whore who is unlikely to appeal to the average punter. Occasionally seen plodding the beat in red-light areas late on, looking desperate and dejected holding a carrier bag and with her over-sized dugs resting on her cannibal cooking pot sized belly half exposed..

Sir was on tour again last night and the streets were somewhat empty of prime stock.. However, a Grimsby trawler was seen moving slowly down the main drag and Richard wondered what her price might be..

Such an act would surely be considered a charitable deed, but alas, as he returned, his chances of having his bell chewed were negated as she was no longer apparent.. Some other sexual philanthropist had snaffled the beast..

by Drex Johnson October 28, 2019

grimsby salad

the dried remains of a previous nights anal passion on the body. I.E. dried faeces, blood and other bodily remains.

'I woke up to find a grimsby salad in my calvins'

by Chris-Piano December 22, 2004

Road to grimsby

This is the part of the lady between her arse and fanny. It smells of fish and its not far from a shit hole.

Ive clocked up a few miles on the road to Grimsby

by Steve Hall November 18, 2004

Grimsby Menagerie

Sexual act involving a donkey, a dustman and a dwarf at a minimum

"Ello lover. Its tuppence a scuttle, thruppence for the tradesmans, or shillin' ha'penny for a Grimsby Menagerie"

by BolDol April 04, 2021