Ghetto Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Two pieces of toast, 2 pieces of cheese with the plastic wrapper removed, assemble it and then nuke it in the microwave oven until the cheese melts.

Dad's making ghetto grilled cheese sandwichs for supper, "Let's see if we can eat at a friends house tonight!"

by Dave Sladek December 28, 2008

Grilled Cheese sandwich

A funky gross pussy that just isnt right when you open it up.

Yeah i was gonna go down on your grandma last night but it was like opening up a grilled cheese sandwich.

by R.B.Q. January 9, 2003

Grilled cheese sandwich

(adj) When you go to fuck a girl the morning after a long night of shooting it in her dumpster. Its like peeling open a grilled cheese sandwich made with cheddr cheese.

I had to get the crowbar out to fuck her in her grilled cheese sandwich.

by bt January 12, 2005

Grilled Cheese Sandwich

the pulling apart of either an old or highly used pussy.

I spread her grilled cheese sandwich and to my surprise i found a waffle.

by Rhyno June 6, 2003

Grilled Cheese Sandwich

A folded piece of paper used as a receptacle for semen when no better option is available.

Adding tissues to his mental shopping list, Shmoolie gingerly placed his fresh grilled cheese sandwich to the bottom of the trash.

by jeromino111 January 16, 2011

grilled cheese sandwitch

a synnonym for a grandmas nasty old crusty vagina. even though people dont think its possible, a yellow/green gooo will develop after too long of a period without sex or after menopause.

Q:why didnt grandpa go down on grand ma?

A:have you ever opened a grilled cheese sandwitch?

kid talking to grand pa
kid:grand pa?
grandpa:yes boy?
kid:arent you lactose intolerant?
grandpa:why yes child. i am... why do you ask?
kid: well, every time im over hear i see you eat grandmas grilled cheese and you dont seem to look sick untill you open your eyes.

by will tremaine May 10, 2005

Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Occurs when a man is giving a woman oral, and places a slice of cheese on a woman's vagina, lets it melt, and proceeds to eat the cheese off.

Dale: You ever have a grilled cheese sandwich?
Brennan: Like the food?
Dale: No the position

by BenEpps March 2, 2010