wayne gretzky

teh hockey god

gretzky in shoots scores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by grundle October 17, 2003

Give'r Gretzky

Inputting 99 seconds on a microwave.

How long do you want me to put your chili in the microwave? Give'r Gretzky!

by SurlyBastard February 21, 2009

wayne gretzky

The greatest hockey player that ever lived.

Until Wayne Gretzky, I didn't even know LA had a hockey team.

by hee December 28, 2005

Gretzky tuck

a shirt/jersey only tucked in on the person's strong hand side, so as to keep it out of the way of absolutely tooling on people. Looks foolish on people not named "Gretzky."

He looked like an absolute douchebag wearing a Gretzky tucked polo shirt during math.

by the Flying Fuj July 7, 2008

wayne gretzky

Canada's King and royal family

Wayne Gretzky's daughter is hot

by torontobob December 28, 2005

chocolate gretzky

when you are having anal sex with a woman and you pull out and quickly insert the butt end of your hockey stick into her ass in place of your penis.

(only a real hockey player can pull off this maneuver)

Last night I gave Steph the chocolate gretzky. It was amazing.

by Dale P. Johnson March 23, 2008

Gretzky

1. Really Good Hockey Player
2. slang, Refers to mentally retarded person, similar to a person shown in a commercial with Wayne Gretzky years ago saying "gretzky!"

Dude, I got stuck sitting next to a gretzky on the bus. He was fucking drooling!

by Bob Boukie January 31, 2005