Greg's Wine

Any alcoholic beverage that can make you piss or stagger. Made with only the finest ingredients found at the local walmart and made in the basement of the worlds biggest drunk. Physically impossible to drink for a night without shatting your pants uncontrollably

Dude I took a sip of some Greg's Wine last night and woke up with 4lbs of poo in my breifs. good time

by Wine makes me poo October 17, 2011

Greg's Razor

One can never achieve 100% beer efficiency. Some beers out of a 24 will always be lost to friends, frozen in the freezer, spilled, etc.

Why can Nolan never drink all of his beers? answer: Greg's Razor

by saun0087 May 25, 2015

Greg's Law

Greg's Law states that if it exists, it will inevitably fuck you.

Person 1: "Work sucks!"
Person 2: "Well, you shouldn't be surprised, Greg's law!

by Kaane March 9, 2014

Greg's Disease

A serious non stop case of the shits, usually occuring from 1-3 days. Also known as irratible bowel syndrome

Man i been stuck on the crapper for the last two days shitting my brains out. Dam Greg's Disease

by 4sk!n December 15, 2009

Greg's List

Very much like Craig's List, except the shit being sold were stolen from the workplace. Items such as vacuum cleaners.

Where the fuck is the drill?? "Have you checked on Greg's List?" If that piece of shit stole it, I'm going to burn him in his wood-fire pizza oven.

by Bobby the Bug Man August 22, 2020

Greg's Fuming

When Greg's special someone is talking to someone else.

Yo, look at Greg... Greg's Fuming!!!

by ProudGregKoDisrespector September 28, 2021

Greg's Syndrome

the complete inability to see reason even when told by every person you know when faced with the occasional change to perform the act of coitus, resulting in kids and marriage then divorce and losing your home etc

greg fucked a psycho bird , we all told him not to , now he's married to her and has a kid and now she's divorcing him to get "half" - hence *greg's syndrome*

by t3h h4t3d March 31, 2009