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greek salad 

The result of ejaculating semen into a partner's eyes.
"After she blew me, I gave the bitch a greek salad. I totally greeked her."
greek salad by Josh Dingus February 12, 2008

Greek Salad with Sprouts 

A sexual act in which a man, upon ejaculating onto his lover's face, immediately rips off a handful of his own pubic hair and throws it onto the semen-covered facial area.
Rafe said that sea donkey likes it rough ... so he buckled down and gave her a Greek Salad with Sprouts.

greek salad 

a hairy butthole
Look at the hair on that girls arms, I bet she has a greek salad.
greek salad by jdcopmgt June 13, 2010

greek salad 

Performing analingus on a person who has just been anally creampied.
That four-dollar hooker even did a Greek Salad on the midget stripper! Man, I wish I got her name...
greek salad by scala5k May 18, 2005

Greek Salad 

Banging a guy in the ass, and then having your girlfriend felate you until completion.
I banged this guy in the ass, and gave Shelly a Greek Salad. She loved it.
Greek Salad by Tyden March 19, 2004

greek salad 

when someone covers the toilet with inordinately large amounts of pubic hair in one sitting
I was in the mood to eat a greek salad for lunch but then I saw one in the urinal and got a Manwich instead.
greek salad by Effthis1906 August 25, 2010