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Green jello 

Your so green jello over her hair looking better than yours
Green jello by Bettyslapabch January 2, 2019

Green Jellybean 

When an older girl acts flirtatiously with a younger boy whom she would never actually hook up with, he is her green jellybean.
The senior girl was sitting on the freshman boy's lap and they were holding hands. Although the green jellybean wanted some action the senior girl was simply a tease and would never fulfill his desires.
Green Jellybean by leoizzy41 February 25, 2011

green jello 

used in place of actually saying "dungeons and dragons" so that the other kids at the high school don't kick your ass
Wanna come over after school for some green jello?
Wannt some green jello?
green jello by fenderstrat35 April 29, 2005

Green Jello 

A derogatory phrase used when a person does something idiotic, incompetent, unintelligent, foolish and or mindless. It implies that the person is mentally disabled or retarded and therefore this is the food they should eat.
Person 1: Bro why did Randall over there just stuff his head in that pile of feces?!
Person 2: I don't know bro but he needs some green jello.
Green Jello by Andrew P. Ennis April 4, 2019

The New England Green Jello Foxtrot 

The act of taking a woman and concocting a green jelly (or any color of choice) which is pored into the female's anal cavity and put in a large refridgerator until the jello is in a solid state and is followed by a rim job with a tasty treat.
"That man took my sister and gave her the new england green jello foxtrot."

Green Jello with Hot Dogs 

The most delectable treat you can make in Merica’. Seriously, this shit is delicious. Crack open a yard beer of your choice, smear some mustard on your white tank top and enjoy!!
Hay Hank, you making that green jello with hot dogs entree? Fuck yes I am, same shit we had at my sisters wedding. Coincidentally, my wife.