The act of pulling back your foreskin before entry after not having cleaned it for over 2 weeks resulting in all of your dick cheese to be exposed. Forcefully insert said shmegma inside a hole and "pack" your dick cheese.
Mr. Schachter: "You haven't showered in two weeks man."

Rockford: "Yeah man been saving up my dick cheese so I can pull a Green Bay Packer on my girl tonight."
by One-Pump-Shotgun October 8, 2018
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1. When the weed is so good, or the hit is so large, that you're totally and unequivocally stoned after just one hit. Typically only happens with a bong.

2. Just really damn high.
Dude, I'm fucking Green Bay Packered.
by ugh no September 26, 2015
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The most successful football team in the history of the NFL. They have won 7 NFL Championships(3 Super Bowls). Also have the most loyal fans in the NFL. The bandwagon bear fans and asshole viking fans think they're something else, yet they don't even come close to measuring up against the Pack. The Packers have the three-time MVP Brett Favre starting at quarterback and no one can even remember the last time he missed a game. Oh, and don't forget, the Packers play at newly-renovated, state of the art Lambeau Field(which is a lot better looking than that spaceship Bear fans call soldier field). So, Bear fans, Viking fans, and Lion fans, talk all you want, but look out because the pack is back in 2008. And yes, us fans do wear cheeseheads at the games and chant, "Go Pack Go," and we're not gonna stop, it's served us well in the past.
The Green Bay Packers are the greatest football team in the history of the NFL.
by ERJS May 10, 2007
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A football team located in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Under the leadership of Vince Lombardi, they won the first two Super Bowls. Currently the star player of the team is the quarterback, Brett Favre (not Farve, you goddamn fucking idiots). He is considered to be one of the best players in the game right now.
The Green Bay Packers are better than the faggot who posted the other definition.
by jbltk October 12, 2003
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A group of homosexual men that takes turns being pleasured by the biggest fag ever, Bret Favre.
i heard all the green bay packers are gay. the bears are so much better. brett is so old and shitty. i hope he never retires
by Swedish Bob September 1, 2006
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I sexual maneuver that involves putting a cheese stick into a woman's vagina and then eating it. Loosely inspired by the sexual escapades of a former president and his cigars.
Guy one : "What are you going as for Halloween?"
Guy two : "Green Bay Packer"
Guy one : "Green Bay Pack her? I hardly even know her"
Guy two : "You are a dick"
Guy one : "Ha ha ha ha"
by finny001 November 2, 2010
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Better known by thier longtime moniker "The Green Bay Fudge Packers" and The "Ben Gay Fudge Packers", this group of bunghole busters focuses on offnding football fans mostly by existing, but also add to thier own humiliation by sullying the names of superb athletes {see former USM standout Brett Favre a man who secretly desires an orange and midnight blue outfit}. As a seciondary outlet this assembled bunch of cornhole cowboys attempts to play football with horribly miserable results.
Synonyms: The Dallas Galboys, The New Dork Yankers
That Senator Larry Craig sure did a good political impression of the Green Bay Packers.
by Tom Mabry September 1, 2007
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