Greyhound Shuffle

When you receive a Blowjob from your cousin and don't feel too bad about it!

Chris got a greyhound shuffle last weekend!

Niamh k gives greyhound shuffles!

by Bolixy boo June 8, 2014

Greyhound pound

This is like the mile high club, except it's for poor people. It occurs when you bone down in the restroom of a Greyhound bus.

Frank: So how was the trip, I heard you had to take greyhound?
Chuck: It was awesome, you know that fat chick I was talking about?
Frank: Yeah, did you two do the old Greyhound pound?
Chuck: Hell yeah!

by C-Garrr February 9, 2009

greyhound skirt

a very short skirt - so called because it's an inch from the hair(hare)

by Fryster August 12, 2003

greyhound

For people unable to afford quicker and more efficient methods of transportation.

A wonderful way to see the worst parts of many cities across the country.

We rode a greyhound bus because we are too poor for a plane.

by defff April 6, 2011

riding greyhound

sour luck, to be put in a bad position.

Hipster 1: Ever since Todd got laid off, he has been broke.
Hipster 2: Yeah, he's riding greyhound.

by DR. DEL ONE January 24, 2008

Greyhound Therapy

The act of purchasing a non refundable bus ticket and shipping a crazy person that the mental institution does not want across state lines into another mental institution's catchment area. They see to it he gets on the bus then they pray that he actually makes it out of state before he messes up again.

This is done so as not to mess the institutions statistics up. If he makes it across state lines he is counted as "cured" If he messes up across state lines he is somebody else's problem.

Problem mental patients cam mess up an institutions stats very badly in this era where everything must look good on paper. Some of the direct care workers may have a "Thank God and Greyhound He's Gone" party if he successfully gets across state lines. Unofficially of course.

Old Tim was a problem mental patient. He got tired of beating up on aides and nurses and decided to go for bigger game. So he went to the social worker and told her that her pussy stunk.

The social worker decided it was time for some Greyhound Therapy for Tim. Once Tim was gone she got a couple of the aides fired for allowing Tim to say such a thing to her.

by OneWhoKnowsBetter March 12, 2012

Greyhounded

to go mental on the bus and take somebody's head off on the Canadian prairies.

Did you hear about that poor guy getting greyhounded in Manitoba the other day?

by JohnReid September 26, 2008